Hi everybody!

[roxy]

So, Yer Mother's feeling all babbly, mostly because I'm avoiding writing...I've got Lex in a Dress now and it's kind of...hmmmm. All I can say is I have many strange thoughts. And speaking of strange, omg, I'm sooooo ashamed of myself!

I have the most enormous crush on a child! A baby! An infant!!!! *flogs self* And why? Because he's a *freak*! I mean, this kid is a freak...it just calls to me, my darlings. It's like my very own silent dog whistle. Plus, he shares these scary freaky things, and I blush and giggle like I'm twelve...well, okay not really but it's the Roxy equivalent of blushing and giggling, because a matronly woman should not say, "you lucky motherfucker, tell me more about the handcuffs and the blowjob..."*hangs head*-- *sigh*

thank god I never met anyone like him when I were a wee Roxy. I mean, we all know how I feel about my beloved Mr. Roxy, but if you think I'm a vanilla type person, goodness, he's vanilla with white sprinkles in a white cup with a white spoon.

Unless...maybe my definition of vanilla and everyone else's isn't quite the same...Hmmmm. I'll have to check that out....

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[tabaqui]

Dearest most beloved Ms. Thang.
Tell. Me. EVERYTHING.

*bounce*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

There's not much to tell, except that somewhere along the line, this kid decided that I'm one of the guys and tells me *everything*! It's so funny. I'm sure it must be all over my face, a mixture of ohmygod and Oh? my...god!

He stopped me to tell me about his girlfirend, how they needed to break up, and he's all, "so I started to tell her but what with the blow job and all..." yeah, I said, that can be pretty distracting. We didn't get to finish that conversation. Pity. I'll keep you posted--he's a card, this kid!

[tabaqui]

Whoot! Confessor to the over-sexed!
*smoooch*

That's you all over, Ms. Thang.
Heeeee.