Hi everybody!
9/21/05 12:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, Yer Mother's feeling all babbly, mostly because I'm avoiding writing...I've got Lex in a Dress now and it's kind of...hmmmm. All I can say is I have many strange thoughts. And speaking of strange, omg, I'm sooooo ashamed of myself!
I have the most enormous crush on a child! A baby! An infant!!!! *flogs self* And why? Because he's a *freak*! I mean, this kid is a freak...it just calls to me, my darlings. It's like my very own silent dog whistle. Plus, he shares these scary freaky things, and I blush and giggle like I'm twelve...well, okay not really but it's the Roxy equivalent of blushing and giggling, because a matronly woman should not say, "you lucky motherfucker, tell me more about the handcuffs and the blowjob..."*hangs head*-- *sigh*
thank god I never met anyone like him when I were a wee Roxy. I mean, we all know how I feel about my beloved Mr. Roxy, but if you think I'm a vanilla type person, goodness, he's vanilla with white sprinkles in a white cup with a white spoon.
Unless...maybe my definition of vanilla and everyone else's isn't quite the same...Hmmmm. I'll have to check that out....
I have the most enormous crush on a child! A baby! An infant!!!! *flogs self* And why? Because he's a *freak*! I mean, this kid is a freak...it just calls to me, my darlings. It's like my very own silent dog whistle. Plus, he shares these scary freaky things, and I blush and giggle like I'm twelve...well, okay not really but it's the Roxy equivalent of blushing and giggling, because a matronly woman should not say, "you lucky motherfucker, tell me more about the handcuffs and the blowjob..."*hangs head*-- *sigh*
thank god I never met anyone like him when I were a wee Roxy. I mean, we all know how I feel about my beloved Mr. Roxy, but if you think I'm a vanilla type person, goodness, he's vanilla with white sprinkles in a white cup with a white spoon.
Unless...maybe my definition of vanilla and everyone else's isn't quite the same...Hmmmm. I'll have to check that out....
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9/21/05 06:25 am (UTC)Tell. Me. EVERYTHING.
*bounce*
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9/21/05 01:31 pm (UTC)He stopped me to tell me about his girlfirend, how they needed to break up, and he's all, "so I started to tell her but what with the blow job and all..." yeah, I said, that can be pretty distracting. We didn't get to finish that conversation. Pity. I'll keep you posted--he's a card, this kid!
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9/21/05 03:56 pm (UTC)*smoooch*
That's you all over, Ms. Thang.
Heeeee.
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9/21/05 11:31 am (UTC)I think you meant to write hot thoughts there! *licks lips and drools a little*
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9/21/05 01:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
9/21/05 01:07 pm (UTC)Sure you should! You're ah, gathering research for a potential story! Yeah, that's it!
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9/21/05 01:34 pm (UTC)