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Hi everybody!
So, Yer Mother's feeling all babbly, mostly because I'm avoiding writing...I've got Lex in a Dress now and it's kind of...hmmmm. All I can say is I have many strange thoughts. And speaking of strange, omg, I'm sooooo ashamed of myself!
I have the most enormous crush on a child! A baby! An infant!!!! *flogs self* And why? Because he's a *freak*! I mean, this kid is a freak...it just calls to me, my darlings. It's like my very own silent dog whistle. Plus, he shares these scary freaky things, and I blush and giggle like I'm twelve...well, okay not really but it's the Roxy equivalent of blushing and giggling, because a matronly woman should not say, "you lucky motherfucker, tell me more about the handcuffs and the blowjob..."*hangs head*-- *sigh*
thank god I never met anyone like him when I were a wee Roxy. I mean, we all know how I feel about my beloved Mr. Roxy, but if you think I'm a vanilla type person, goodness, he's vanilla with white sprinkles in a white cup with a white spoon.
Unless...maybe my definition of vanilla and everyone else's isn't quite the same...Hmmmm. I'll have to check that out....
I have the most enormous crush on a child! A baby! An infant!!!! *flogs self* And why? Because he's a *freak*! I mean, this kid is a freak...it just calls to me, my darlings. It's like my very own silent dog whistle. Plus, he shares these scary freaky things, and I blush and giggle like I'm twelve...well, okay not really but it's the Roxy equivalent of blushing and giggling, because a matronly woman should not say, "you lucky motherfucker, tell me more about the handcuffs and the blowjob..."*hangs head*-- *sigh*
thank god I never met anyone like him when I were a wee Roxy. I mean, we all know how I feel about my beloved Mr. Roxy, but if you think I'm a vanilla type person, goodness, he's vanilla with white sprinkles in a white cup with a white spoon.
Unless...maybe my definition of vanilla and everyone else's isn't quite the same...Hmmmm. I'll have to check that out....
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I think you meant to write hot thoughts there! *licks lips and drools a little*
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