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[roxy]

You may or may not know that New Jersey is currently thinking about a new state slogan. Personally I'd have to wonder about your social life if you know about that. For those of you who do not know, New Jersey is a state on the East Coast that is not as cool as New York but no way as lame as Rhode Island or Delaware. We have lovely beaches and ignore that crap about medical waste, damn--one hypo on the beach and they're all whining like little girls,"oh, little Johnny got a needle stick, boo ficken hoo, blah, blah," Pussies. They say people from Jersey are rude and combative. Who the eff says so, and they need to say it to my face. I'll show em rude, motherfu..anyway, to celebrate the magic that is New Jersey, I intend to head my journal each day with a new slogan I feel says NJ--and says it better than that wussy 'New Jersey and you perfect together'. WTF? what does that mean?

Yeah, buddy--New Jersey--you *wish* you lived here. *spoit-tooie*

Comments

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

LOL! So is that your slogan for today? "New Jersy--you *wish* you lived here." Poifect! And you should include the spitting in the radio ads. *g*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Lol!!!

[mskatej.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yay New Jersey!

[tabaqui]

Heeeeeee!
Lovely stuff. I thought it was 'The Garden State'??
*is hopelessly confused*

What dreadful atrocities - uh, new things are happening in New Jersey that makes you need a make-over?
:)

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

Batman. House. You. Yes, I think I like New Jersey. :)

[rakshathewolf.livejournal.com]

Hey, I think you got it! New Jersey: Not nearly as lame as Delaware.

Or, New Jersey: Keeping New York's Ego in Check.

No, wait: New Jersey: Well, Something Had to be Here

[treetracer]

How about: New Jersey puts the Super in Superfund Site.

Slogans

[paragrapher.livejournal.com]

New Jersey: Where the weak are killed and eaten. (Saw it on a t-shirt)

New Jersey: It was like effin' finger cuffs, man! (Chasing Amy reference.)

New Jersey: Bruuuuuce!

New Jersey: a rw4etche dhive of scum and villainry.

New Jersey: Gaaaaaay...

New Jersey: Lotsa blacks and Jews.

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

OR

New Jersey - what are you lookin' at?

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

A new state motto for Jersey? Maybe something like, "It's two states in one!" Northern and Southern Jersey are like completely different, from what I understand. I don't know if you're from the North or the South, but Northern Jersey is full of crazy people. Bergen County... *shudder* Sorry if you're from there, you're way cooler than the Jersey people I've met in RL.

New Jersey Forever!

[dana-aeryn.livejournal.com]

I live in South Jersey, and I love it. Good looking out*yay yay*