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11/18/05 12:13 am
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You may or may not know that New Jersey is currently thinking about a new state slogan. Personally I'd have to wonder about your social life if you know about that. For those of you who do not know, New Jersey is a state on the East Coast that is not as cool as New York but no way as lame as Rhode Island or Delaware. We have lovely beaches and ignore that crap about medical waste, damn--one hypo on the beach and they're all whining like little girls,"oh, little Johnny got a needle stick, boo ficken hoo, blah, blah," Pussies. They say people from Jersey are rude and combative. Who the eff says so, and they need to say it to my face. I'll show em rude, motherfu..anyway, to celebrate the magic that is New Jersey, I intend to head my journal each day with a new slogan I feel says NJ--and says it better than that wussy 'New Jersey and you perfect together'. WTF? what does that mean?

Yeah, buddy--New Jersey--you *wish* you lived here. *spoit-tooie*

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11/18/05 05:25 am (UTC)
ext_21868: (stalkerkitty)
Posted by [identity profile] capnzebbie.livejournal.com
LOL! So is that your slogan for today? "New Jersy--you *wish* you lived here." Poifect! And you should include the spitting in the radio ads. *g*

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11/18/05 05:36 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Hey, hey hey! save that poifect stuff for *North Jersey*--which really isn't New Jersey..the *real* New Jersey is South Jersey, and we don't say poifect round here, yahnahmean?

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11/18/05 06:06 am (UTC)
ext_21868: (stalkerkitty)
Posted by [identity profile] capnzebbie.livejournal.com
*g* sorry! I was channeling a Stooge.

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11/18/05 06:36 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
woo-woo-woo-woo--nyuck, nyuck!
Help! i'ts siontly catching!!

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11/18/05 05:51 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Are you laughing at me? hanh? Are ya? *eyeballs you*

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11/18/05 06:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com
Meep!!

Me? No, I was laughing at...THAT guy!
*points at random guy and runs*

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11/18/05 06:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
but...but i had cookies....

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11/18/05 06:54 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Mmmm! milk and cookies!

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11/18/05 11:32 am (UTC)
ext_2583: "Lady Agnew" by John Singer Sargent (Buffy Smiling)
Posted by [identity profile] mskatej.livejournal.com
LOL! Yay New Jersey!

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11/18/05 03:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Fuckin' A, man!

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11/18/05 01:09 pm (UTC)
tabaqui: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
Heeeeeee!
Lovely stuff. I thought it was 'The Garden State'??
*is hopelessly confused*

What dreadful atrocities - uh, new things are happening in New Jersey that makes you need a make-over?
:)

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11/18/05 03:04 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
the old state slogan is 20 years old, so they figured it was time for a face ift. :)
Garden State...yeah, once upon a timethat was true, now we'e moe like Condo State.

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11/18/05 01:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roachspit.livejournal.com
Batman. House. You. Yes, I think I like New Jersey. :)

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11/18/05 03:06 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Whooo-hoo! Our new slogan--Batman lives here! *G*
*biiiiiiiiiighug*

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11/18/05 02:49 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rakshathewolf.livejournal.com
Hey, I think you got it! New Jersey: Not nearly as lame as Delaware.

Or, New Jersey: Keeping New York's Ego in Check.

No, wait: New Jersey: Well, Something Had to be Here

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11/18/05 03:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Whaaaaaaaaaaa-hahahahahhaaaaa!!! So good--so hard to chose! *grin*

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11/18/05 03:51 pm (UTC)
treetracer: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] treetracer
How about: New Jersey puts the Super in Superfund Site.

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11/18/05 10:45 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Ooooo--that's good too!

Slogans

11/18/05 04:40 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] paragrapher.livejournal.com
New Jersey: Where the weak are killed and eaten. (Saw it on a t-shirt)

New Jersey: It was like effin' finger cuffs, man! (Chasing Amy reference.)

New Jersey: Bruuuuuce!

New Jersey: a rw4etche dhive of scum and villainry.

New Jersey: Gaaaaaay...

New Jersey: Lotsa blacks and Jews.

Re: Slogans

11/18/05 10:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
love them all but the last one's gotta be my fav!!

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11/18/05 06:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] emrinalexander.livejournal.com
OR

New Jersey - what are you lookin' at?

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11/18/05 10:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
God, that's *so* New Jersey!!

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11/19/05 12:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] quiet--tiger.livejournal.com
A new state motto for Jersey? Maybe something like, "It's two states in one!" Northern and Southern Jersey are like completely different, from what I understand. I don't know if you're from the North or the South, but Northern Jersey is full of crazy people. Bergen County... *shudder* Sorry if you're from there, you're way cooler than the Jersey people I've met in RL.

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11/19/05 01:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
South Jersey, represent!
Actually we're crazy here too, we're just poorer but more fun to be with! Also, don't let anyone tell you different--we're the only place you can get a decent cheesesteak. *nods* Truth.

New Jersey Forever!

11/20/05 05:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dana-aeryn.livejournal.com
I live in South Jersey, and I love it. Good looking out*yay yay*

Re: New Jersey Forever!

11/20/05 04:25 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*grin* South Jersey!

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