"Lex, you run a manure plant. You're telling me you know nothing at all about cows?"
He shook his head avidly and stuck his hands in his pockets against the nip of the air. "Not a damn thing."
"Well..." I smiled. I could do this, I was smart about something! "Cows. Mammals. They have babies, they produce milk, they're walking McDonalds. Um...they make great pets, but I learned the hard way not to get too attached." His face met mine a bit pained and I shrugged at him, continuing on. "They eat all day...they're pretty dumb. And that's the that of cows."
I will never , ever forget this in my life: they are walking McDonalds!!! *dies*
yep, coz the cows ate my brain :D
http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/12/cowlove.html
"Lex, you run a manure plant. You're telling me you know nothing at all about cows?"
He shook his head avidly and stuck his hands in his pockets against the nip of the air. "Not a damn thing."
"Well..." I smiled. I could do this, I was smart about something! "Cows. Mammals. They have babies, they produce milk, they're walking McDonalds. Um...they make great pets, but I learned the hard way not to get too attached." His face met mine a bit pained and I shrugged at him, continuing on. "They eat all day...they're pretty dumb. And that's the that of cows."
I will never , ever forget this in my life: they are walking McDonalds!!! *dies*