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So...*koff*
Some lovely folks have expressed a willingness to beta for me. (heh! i keep writing that as beat me!) For this ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
svbigbang challenge thingy.
I've got a pretty firm idea what I want to do, have an outline and flowing along on the honeymoon phase, a fairly solid first chapter.
Here's the thing. It's nc-17. Will be pretty much from the jump. It features shota, non-con, incest, violence ...hmmm, am I leaving anything out? At any rate, I just wanted give a heads up on my theme. Even though if you read my journal, then you probably know pretty much what to expect.
Hey! Who in the back said perverted old lady?
svbigbang challenge thingy.I've got a pretty firm idea what I want to do, have an outline and flowing along on the honeymoon phase, a fairly solid first chapter.
Here's the thing. It's nc-17. Will be pretty much from the jump. It features shota, non-con, incest, violence ...hmmm, am I leaving anything out? At any rate, I just wanted give a heads up on my theme. Even though if you read my journal, then you probably know pretty much what to expect.
Hey! Who in the back said perverted old lady?
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You left out BDSM, bestiality, underage sex, statutory rape... Um... *eg* I'm sure you'll take care of that oversight.
Oh, what about roofies?
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.... is it cows?
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coz the COWS RULES!!!
SAY YES, to Jonathan and the cows ****************
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loveloveLOVE and cows :)
Author: FlowDi
Category: First Time, Humor, Romance
Spoilers For: First season
Rating: R
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark and Lex find love in the most interesting of places...and under the most interesting of circumstances. Was written for the ClexFest :)
He burst out laughing. “Clark, do you realize you’re encouraging polygamy amongst a lesser knowing section of society without even realizing it? You’re a cow pimp.”
you do realize we are in SV , right!!!??
ANYTHING could happen, and on the show, who knows, Lana could turn into a COW; and clark would break up with her......and on ff.net, fangirls would write HUNDREDS of chapters about it........*falls of dead from my chair*
Re: loveloveLOVE and cows :)
yep, coz the cows ate my brain :D
http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/12/cowlove.html
"Lex, you run a manure plant. You're telling me you know nothing at all about cows?"
He shook his head avidly and stuck his hands in his pockets against the nip of the air. "Not a damn thing."
"Well..." I smiled. I could do this, I was smart about something! "Cows. Mammals. They have babies, they produce milk, they're walking McDonalds. Um...they make great pets, but I learned the hard way not to get too attached." His face met mine a bit pained and I shrugged at him, continuing on. "They eat all day...they're pretty dumb. And that's the that of cows."
I will never , ever forget this in my life: they are walking McDonalds!!! *dies*
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Oh wow!--I forgot BDSM, and shota is underage sex, so I've got that covered. Thanks for your help! *beams all over*
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Oh, wait... I did that already. Ha ha.
And, um, I watched Team America recently, and there was some seriously kinky puppet sex. What is it called when, um... well, nevermind. It's too gross. I can't believe they put it in the movie (uncensored DVD version).
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Anyway, what I remember happening is that someone complained about how, er, realistic the puppets were in a nude scene (no sex, just nakedness), so since it appeared that genitalia and not sex, was the problem they took the genetalia out and put the sex in.
Of course, I'm a decrepit old lady so maybe I'm remembering a different movie or something. 8-D
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*blink*
pooped....
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Good to know you have your limits. I was soooo grossed out by even PUPPETS doing that to each other. It would positively freak me out in a fic.
btw, no pun intended w/ the icon...
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You have my solemn vow, never will you read of anyone pooping on anyone else in any fic of mine. That's not sexy, that's just...bad toilet training!!
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You know, even I have some limits....puppet sex--ew!
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Not me, I said: BRING IT ON, WOOOOOO!!!!
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:D
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Ok, what about yuri? *tests Miss Roxy's knowledge*
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::secretly hoping for some SV gangbang fics::
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You're not toying with me are you? I'm just a l'il girl alone in the world just seeking out some wall-shaking, back-breaking, sweat inducing SV porn.
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Yer Mother promises to try and make your eyes roll up in your head and have you speaking in tongues.
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That's all I ever wanted to hear!
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Why, Miss Rose, I do declare! I'm shocked. Shocked and
appalledtitillated. Do continue!Also, since I signed up, am I allowed to hope that I get assigned your story?! I have a base that might work out really well for such themes and I'm dying to use it!
*koff*
Maybe I could do it regardless of if you get assinged to my pool? Ahem. Maybe I'm breaking challenge rules here? *shifty look*
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*whispers* rules were made to be broken but i didn't say that *also looks shifty eyed, frightens small dog and Mr. Roxy ask if I need Visene*
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Go get ya hearing aid checked.
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'perverted old lady'
arent we all here *perverted young ladies, that have been corrupted by you*`!?!?!
I would say NG-Gazillion, with everything anyone mentioned above, and more ;D
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*sniff* It's wonderful to have such an influence on the young people.
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we perverts should unite and stick together ;D