So...*koff*

[roxy]

Some lovely folks have expressed a willingness to beta for me. (heh! i keep writing that as beat me!) For this svbigbang challenge thingy.

I've got a pretty firm idea what I want to do, have an outline and flowing along on the honeymoon phase, a fairly solid first chapter.

Here's the thing. It's nc-17. Will be pretty much from the jump. It features shota, non-con, incest, violence ...hmmm, am I leaving anything out? At any rate, I just wanted give a heads up on my theme. Even though if you read my journal, then you probably know pretty much what to expect.

Hey! Who in the back said perverted old lady?

Comments

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

What the hell is shota?

You left out BDSM, bestiality, underage sex, statutory rape... Um... *eg* I'm sure you'll take care of that oversight.

Oh, what about roofies?

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

I wanna know too, lol!!

[ncvids.livejournal.com]

What kind of bestiality are we talking about here?

.... is it cows?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*eyeballs you in horror*

[ncvids.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't bring it up! :D

[ender24]

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!! yes, there SIMPLY MUST be COWS!!!!
coz the COWS RULES!!!
SAY YES, to Jonathan and the cows ****************

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

you're scaring me again!

loveloveLOVE and cows :)

[ender24]

Title: Cow Love (20 K)
Author: FlowDi
Category: First Time, Humor, Romance
Spoilers For: First season
Rating: R
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark and Lex find love in the most interesting of places...and under the most interesting of circumstances. Was written for the ClexFest :)

He burst out laughing. “Clark, do you realize you’re encouraging polygamy amongst a lesser knowing section of society without even realizing it? You’re a cow pimp.”

you do realize we are in SV , right!!!??
ANYTHING could happen, and on the show, who knows, Lana could turn into a COW; and clark would break up with her......and on ff.net, fangirls would write HUNDREDS of chapters about it........*falls of dead from my chair*

Re: loveloveLOVE and cows :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

yep, coz the cows ate my brain :D

[ender24]

here is the link, and another excerpt :
http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/12/cowlove.html

"Lex, you run a manure plant. You're telling me you know nothing at all about cows?"

He shook his head avidly and stuck his hands in his pockets against the nip of the air. "Not a damn thing."

"Well..." I smiled. I could do this, I was smart about something! "Cows. Mammals. They have babies, they produce milk, they're walking McDonalds. Um...they make great pets, but I learned the hard way not to get too attached." His face met mine a bit pained and I shrugged at him, continuing on. "They eat all day...they're pretty dumb. And that's the that of cows."

I will never , ever forget this in my life: they are walking McDonalds!!! *dies*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gosh don't be silly--I don't do bestiality! Though I can see where I could work in...naaaaw! (and ick..even though I once read a fabulous fic featuring Lindsy and Oz in werewolf form...)

Oh wow!--I forgot BDSM, and shota is underage sex, so I've got that covered. Thanks for your help! *beams all over*

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

Yetis!

Oh, wait... I did that already. Ha ha.

And, um, I watched Team America recently, and there was some seriously kinky puppet sex. What is it called when, um... well, nevermind. It's too gross. I can't believe they put it in the movie (uncensored DVD version).

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

Puppet sex is so dirty!wrong on so many levels. But that movie was funny as hell!

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

You do know the story behind the puppet!sex, right?

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

You must tell me! I don't know the story! My best friend and I were watching it and afterwards she said, "OMG, I can't believe she pooped on him!" Only the fact that it was puppets kept me from having to leave the room.

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I remember it as it was going on (again with the refrain, "I watch too much CourtTV"), and the story I remember is different from what I'm reading now.

Anyway, what I remember happening is that someone complained about how, er, realistic the puppets were in a nude scene (no sex, just nakedness), so since it appeared that genitalia and not sex, was the problem they took the genetalia out and put the sex in.

Of course, I'm a decrepit old lady so maybe I'm remembering a different movie or something. 8-D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*blink*

*blink*

pooped....

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

*rolls on floor laughing*

Good to know you have your limits. I was soooo grossed out by even PUPPETS doing that to each other. It would positively freak me out in a fic.

btw, no pun intended w/ the icon...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!

You have my solemn vow, never will you read of anyone pooping on anyone else in any fic of mine. That's not sexy, that's just...bad toilet training!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMGoodness, yes!!! You are the queen of hot Yeti sex. *fondly remembers*

You know, even I have some limits....puppet sex--ew!