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So...*koff*
Some lovely folks have expressed a willingness to beta for me. (heh! i keep writing that as beat me!) For this ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
svbigbang challenge thingy.
I've got a pretty firm idea what I want to do, have an outline and flowing along on the honeymoon phase, a fairly solid first chapter.
Here's the thing. It's nc-17. Will be pretty much from the jump. It features shota, non-con, incest, violence ...hmmm, am I leaving anything out? At any rate, I just wanted give a heads up on my theme. Even though if you read my journal, then you probably know pretty much what to expect.
Hey! Who in the back said perverted old lady?
svbigbang challenge thingy.I've got a pretty firm idea what I want to do, have an outline and flowing along on the honeymoon phase, a fairly solid first chapter.
Here's the thing. It's nc-17. Will be pretty much from the jump. It features shota, non-con, incest, violence ...hmmm, am I leaving anything out? At any rate, I just wanted give a heads up on my theme. Even though if you read my journal, then you probably know pretty much what to expect.
Hey! Who in the back said perverted old lady?
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loveloveLOVE and cows :)
Author: FlowDi
Category: First Time, Humor, Romance
Spoilers For: First season
Rating: R
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark and Lex find love in the most interesting of places...and under the most interesting of circumstances. Was written for the ClexFest :)
He burst out laughing. “Clark, do you realize you’re encouraging polygamy amongst a lesser knowing section of society without even realizing it? You’re a cow pimp.”
you do realize we are in SV , right!!!??
ANYTHING could happen, and on the show, who knows, Lana could turn into a COW; and clark would break up with her......and on ff.net, fangirls would write HUNDREDS of chapters about it........*falls of dead from my chair*
Re: loveloveLOVE and cows :)
yep, coz the cows ate my brain :D
http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/12/cowlove.html
"Lex, you run a manure plant. You're telling me you know nothing at all about cows?"
He shook his head avidly and stuck his hands in his pockets against the nip of the air. "Not a damn thing."
"Well..." I smiled. I could do this, I was smart about something! "Cows. Mammals. They have babies, they produce milk, they're walking McDonalds. Um...they make great pets, but I learned the hard way not to get too attached." His face met mine a bit pained and I shrugged at him, continuing on. "They eat all day...they're pretty dumb. And that's the that of cows."
I will never , ever forget this in my life: they are walking McDonalds!!! *dies*