Confessions

[roxy]

I feel I must unburden myself, and ya'll are kind of a captive audience so...

I still feel reeeelly guilty about reading RPS. I read it, and I am human, so yes, I sweat. Sometimes I giggle a little but mostly I'm all OOOOO and my eyes are *thiiis* big. I have no plans to stop reading, but I do plan to lie if asked. *grin*

Also, I'm addicted to the nastiest series in all the land over at Yaoi Daily. It's graphic in the way that if I were writing it, I'd have to write it from the view point of say...Clark's intestines. It's gross, it's weird, and on my goodness, so well drawn and hot--oh my! The kind of hot I wish I could write. 'Course it might just be me. *g*
The other one is BDSM and very pretty only not. It's really kind of owie. I can't live without it.
*hangs head*

This is wrong, because as you all know, I'm the Queen of Vanilla. I am all bark, and so little bite as to be ridiculous. But I know why this is happening to me.

It's you guys. You're corrupting me, with your delicious Chocolate Chip Cookies Of Evol. *sniff*
I'm going off to read some more of that cracktastic yaoi meditate on the evil of my ways.

Comments

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm...captive audience.....that has a nice ring to it. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*whippah*
the cuffs come next....

[tabaqui]

Dude.
You can't talk about this stuff and *not provide links* omg!!11!

I read RPS too. Yis! Fuckin' A!
Why wouldn't i?
*smooooooooooooch*

*adores your pervy self*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Links? Are you kidding? You want to see just what a perv I am? heeeell no! lol!

[tabaqui]

*blinks*
*stares at you*

Well, *duh*!!!
Gimme!

*or, you know, private email........*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Snorfle

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

EG!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

EEEEEVOOOOL!!!!!

[nehellania.livejournal.com]

Queen of Vanilla. Heh.

Yes, we're all such a bad influence on you! So evil and whatnot. :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sobsob* It's terrible, I tell you--terrible!

[rumpuso.livejournal.com]

Queen of Vanilla? You're the author of Firebird and Greywolf, right? One of my ALL TIME favorites?

Vanilla nuttin lady!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

But see, that was ..eh...the evil influence of...someone, I'm sure. *koff*
*looks all innocent*

[rumpuso.livejournal.com]

Oh well, that explains everything. I totally understand now. (Exercising my good upbringing and biting my tongue from making any further comments.) Love ya Roxy!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! *HUG*

[bluemeridian]

*points to icon*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Who, moi? innocent, grandmotherly little ole me?

[bop-radar.livejournal.com]

Heeeee!!! I have days when I feel like that. Definitely. *g*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*clings*

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

//This is wrong, because as you all know, I'm the Queen of Vanilla//

You? Queen of Vanilla? Are we talking vanilla bean oil that you spill on your lover’s nipples and blow on it to warm it up? Because you are not vanilla…uh-uh. Nope. And that’s a tremendously good thing.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Is it hot in here? Did someone turn up the heat or am I having a hot flash? whew!

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Damn that RPS. It's sneaky. I used to say I'd never read it.

I started reading it.

I used to say I'd never write it. Then goodtwin put this pic up at spf_daily http://pics.livejournal.com/ladyjanelly/pic/0001cphd

Now I write it.

I blame it all on Goodtwin.

Don't feel bad about your slide into depravity.

It happens to the best of us.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Sooooo, that would be Sean/Norman RPS? Not that I'd get on the slippery slide to damnation, not me--oh hell if I can read Jensen/Jared and Tom/Mikey....

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've got the two Sean/Norman pieces, set during the filming of BDS. PWPish things. I only get the porn-muse every blue moon though, so the final piece in that trilogy might be a long time coming.


I started writing RPS with a Sean/his jujitsu teacher fic. I think it's still at a mild-PG sort of rating, but it's a joy to write, and I'm not giving it up for anything. :) Okay, maybe I'd give it up if I was being sued.

And I've got this crack-tastic Eminem/Norman Reedus thing in my hand-written notebook that's...resisting being porn, actually. Stuborn fic.

So what's gonna be the first RPS you write, hm?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! I might feel guilty about reading it, but I've written it. Tom/Mikey, because I am an SV girl, and some stuff I called RDPS, because it involved dead people--James Dean /Sal Mineo, and John/Paul--Beatles slash. Of course, Paul is still alive...but not for long if he read what I had him doing.

and isn't writing slash about Em just telling the truth?

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

I have yet to read a Tom/Mikey. Hmm. (must sleep in an hr. Must not sample new crack before bedtime)

Never got into Beatles slash. I've heard it's a fairly large fandom though.

Heh. Em is so gay. In an angry/conflicted/self-depreciating/funny sort of way.

I'm funny with RPS. What I read either has to be as "in character" as I can possibly imagine it, or it has to be so far-fetched that it's like original fiction with familiar names and descriptions.

I feel weird writing big!trauma into RPS. Which is why they usually end up slow and introspective or fun-sexy or something. I have in progress a Boondock Saints/8 Mile crossover (because everything is better with twin Irish vigilanties), and somebody asked me why I used Jimmy "Rabbit" Smith instead of Marshall. I told them I was planning to do not-nice things to his life and didn't want to use a real person for that.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

You know--that's brilliant! 8 Mile/BDS? I look forward to that!

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Ch 1-3 are up. It's titled "Boston."

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Oh, and can you rec some Tom/Mikey RPS? I'd like to hit something good to start a new addiction with. I like porn, but I prefer character.

Thanks.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'm putting this here, http://community.livejournal.com/sv_rps/ because it's a community, and should give you some choices. There are two other excellent series going on, I need to get the links for you, though I think they may be at friends only journals. I'd rec mine, but it's basically porn and very silly at that. ;)

[treetracer]

Is that icon shareable/editable? (and edible, heh)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ha! Anything for you! It's a base by paperdreams--have fun with it!

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

RPS is GOOOOODDDD It is OKAY RPS IS NOT EVOL....

But then, I have a liftime pass on the Bus to Special Hell!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*points* EVOOOOLLLLL!!!

Would you like a handbasket for the trip? *grin*