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Yesterday at work I was caught between two co-workers who were trying to tell me--at the same time, mind you--how awful the other one was. Being a Solomon like person of great wisdom and understanding, I did the only thing one could do in a situation like that. I pointed past their heads and yelled, "HEY LOOK! SHINY!" and ran.
*is pleased with herself*
Hunh. Who knew that would actually work in real life?

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You're so smart. That's why I try to immolate, uhmmmm, something something...mutter mutter.... you!!!(((hugs)))

Hah, if they do it again hold up your hand palm out and say "Step away from the Miss Roxy!"

or well whatever name they call you by

*loves you*

Oh, too cute. [But, wonders if they are even now whispering about the nice 'shiny' straight jacket Miss Roxy may need when she's pointing at empty air and coooing about shiny things... but, hey it gives them a common goal you know.

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"Being a Solomon like person of great wisdom and understanding, I did the only thing one could do in a situation like that. I pointed past their heads and yelled, "HEY LOOK! SHINY!" and ran."

I need to stop reading hysterically funny things like this in the computer lab, because people always look at me funny when I giggle real hard. But, screw all those people. I'll laugh when my friends are funny. Hopefully your coworkers will realize that if they really want to complain to someone about someone, they have to do it alone, so they can spill everything. And maybe they'll leave you out of it, so rather than being involved, you can hear the gossip about the altercation afterwards.

*guffaws*

I pointed past their heads and yelled, "HEY LOOK! SHINY!"

Wow, that's practically, like, a direct quote from the Bible. I had no idea you were such a spiritual person. *G*

BEST LINE IN HISTORY OF woMENkind :D
I will follow your wise example next time I need to distract my co-workers !!1

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