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[roxy]

Yesterday at work I was caught between two co-workers who were trying to tell me--at the same time, mind you--how awful the other one was. Being a Solomon like person of great wisdom and understanding, I did the only thing one could do in a situation like that. I pointed past their heads and yelled, "HEY LOOK! SHINY!" and ran.
*is pleased with herself*
Hunh. Who knew that would actually work in real life?

Comments

[kaydee23.livejournal.com]

You're so smart. That's why I try to immolate, uhmmmm, something something...mutter mutter.... you!!!(((hugs)))

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeeheeee!
*HUGHUG*

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Hah, if they do it again hold up your hand palm out and say "Step away from the Miss Roxy!"

or well whatever name they call you by

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol!
Only you guys and my very bestest, oldest friend and her mommy are allowed to call me Roxy. :)

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

*loves you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Oh, too cute. [But, wonders if they are even now whispering about the nice 'shiny' straight jacket Miss Roxy may need when she's pointing at empty air and coooing about shiny things... but, hey it gives them a common goal you know.

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

also wondering where the end bracket to all of my posts skips off to. ]

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

Really--the common goal being avoid Roxy like tha plague!

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

[Lassoing tha bracket, and dragging it back to heel.]

That simply will not be allowed. Roxy and any associated plagues are to be adored, praised, and chanted to at any available opportunity.

[Thwaps bracket's nose with rolled up news paper].

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! *hughughughug*
You always make me feel so good!!*shmooch*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

"Being a Solomon like person of great wisdom and understanding, I did the only thing one could do in a situation like that. I pointed past their heads and yelled, "HEY LOOK! SHINY!" and ran."

I need to stop reading hysterically funny things like this in the computer lab, because people always look at me funny when I giggle real hard. But, screw all those people. I'll laugh when my friends are funny. Hopefully your coworkers will realize that if they really want to complain to someone about someone, they have to do it alone, so they can spill everything. And maybe they'll leave you out of it, so rather than being involved, you can hear the gossip about the altercation afterwards.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord...*be really really hoping to be left out of it!!!*

I'm the last one to know the gossip at work, and there's a reason for that. ;)

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

*guffaws*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*beams*
My work here is done. :)

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

I pointed past their heads and yelled, "HEY LOOK! SHINY!"

Wow, that's practically, like, a direct quote from the Bible. I had no idea you were such a spiritual person. *G*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And the Lord said unto Moses, "Behold."
and Moses sayeth unto the people, "Hey, look! Shiny!"

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

"And the Lord saw that it was good. And Shiny."

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAA! *loving you sooooo much!*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

LOL! *HUGS*

"HEY LOOK! SHINY!"

[ender24]

BEST LINE IN HISTORY OF woMENkind :D
I will follow your wise example next time I need to distract my co-workers !!1

Re: "HEY LOOK! SHINY!"

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*tries to look wise*
*starts giggling*