back to work

[roxy]

gaaaaaaaaaawwwwd help me, it's back to the StoopitMines for me.

And before I go, I'd just like to say I'm aghast at this sockpuppetry nonsense. When I was a girl, we didn't have knit minions running about and doing one's bidding. We stood face to face with our opponents, with nothing more than a simple baseball bat and the truth in our hearts. No double stretch re-enforced toed lackeys possibly with rolly eyes glued on for us, no sir. (or ma'am) When we disagreed with one another,we just beat the shit out of each other and called it a day. I tell, times were simpler back then. We only had three channels on the TV and we had to work damn hard for our porn, oh no, we didn't have it handed to us, like these young whippersnappers of today. And back then, we didn't hold with latex whippersnapping, no--it was the bite of good clean leather for us...sockpuppets. Tchah!

Go on with your lycra-blend-microfiber selves. Mizz Rose is having none of it. *hawks in spittoon and throws rocks at the neighborhood kiddies*

Comments

[notamandajane.livejournal.com]

You're clearly jus' jellus of modern superior socks!

Porn is ev0l nd u r goin' to HELL!!!111!!!11!11!!1

[the-anti-minion.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter. GAY SLASH is a SIN. God. How many times do I have to say it?

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

*mumbles*idiots*mumbles*

[lastscorpion.livejournal.com]

LOL! Have a good day at work!

[nomango.livejournal.com]

*g* you tell 'em -

[mofic.livejournal.com]

LOL! My favorite part was:

No double stretch re-enforced toed lackeys possibly with rolly eyes glued on for us, no sir.

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

*Passes rocks your way*

[tabaqui]

OMFG I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE NO OTHER!!11240503!

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

I really don't have any idea what you're talking about, but this was a damn funny entry.

[treetracer]

We stood face to face with our opponents, with nothing more than a simple baseball bat and the truth in our hearts.

*snorts* ^_^

[tragicllyhip.livejournal.com]

Sits down on that bandwagon right beside you, glaring at anyone who dare says anything

[horatio-hanes.livejournal.com]

Greetings, esteemed roxymissrose!

I bring to you a message, requested from a kind soul wishing to remain anonymous. This individual solicits my assistance to inform you that you are a most beloved member of your delightful Smallville fandom, well-known and well-loved by all and sundry fans! This anonymous requestor also wishes for me to add that you are a most beautiful and enchanting lady, bringing a wealth of sage advice and quality erotic literature to those on your friends list.

I do appreciate your time and consideration in allowing me to bring you this message, and wish to you and yours a lovely day!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Well my goodness!
First let me say what an incredibly handsome person of the knit persuasion you are, and so elegantly dressed. You are hosiery with style, my young sock.

Secondly, my stars, the message you bring moves me beyond words! I intend to take those words at face value, and treasure them all the more deeply for not having had to pay or create a fuzzy little minion of my own to heap praise on myself.

Not that I’d ever do such a thing. *koff*

Please assure the anonymous discerning and no doubt brilliant well-wisher that I will do my level best to keep bringing the ass-sex, and Smallville reigns supreme!! (and not in a Zod-like way. Not that there’s anything wrong with Zod. Except--you know—megalomaniacal, psychotic over lord…)
In thanks, I post with Blinky Tom. Please do not stare directly into the icon as I'm not sure what effect it might have on felt eyes.

[(Anonymous)]

A) Huh?

B) Does this mean that I shouldn't be wearing socks no more?

C) MOVING SUCKS SOOOOOO MUCH

[ender24]

you are clearly confused!!
its not sockpuppets!!!!!
it suckpuppets!!!

and I suck, coz i forgot the PW for my puppet, so I could not play with the other 'puppets *cries*