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6/29/06 12:06 pm
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[personal profile] roxy
gaaaaaaaaaawwwwd help me, it's back to the StoopitMines for me.

And before I go, I'd just like to say I'm aghast at this sockpuppetry nonsense. When I was a girl, we didn't have knit minions running about and doing one's bidding. We stood face to face with our opponents, with nothing more than a simple baseball bat and the truth in our hearts. No double stretch re-enforced toed lackeys possibly with rolly eyes glued on for us, no sir. (or ma'am) When we disagreed with one another,we just beat the shit out of each other and called it a day. I tell, times were simpler back then. We only had three channels on the TV and we had to work damn hard for our porn, oh no, we didn't have it handed to us, like these young whippersnappers of today. And back then, we didn't hold with latex whippersnapping, no--it was the bite of good clean leather for us...sockpuppets. Tchah!

Go on with your lycra-blend-microfiber selves. Mizz Rose is having none of it. *hawks in spittoon and throws rocks at the neighborhood kiddies*

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6/29/06 04:37 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] notamandajane.livejournal.com
You're clearly jus' jellus of modern superior socks!

Porn is ev0l nd u r goin' to HELL!!!111!!!11!11!!1

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6/29/06 10:27 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Ha! Evol? Let me tell you about evol, missy!! In my day, we had to make up our very own characters!!!!!! Yes, no predrawn dinkys for us. We had to go about writing the ass sex the old fashioned way, using....TOTAL STRANGERS!!!!
talk about yer hell....

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6/29/06 04:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] the-anti-minion.livejournal.com
It doesn't matter. GAY SLASH is a SIN. God. How many times do I have to say it?

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6/29/06 10:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Sin shmin--what's sin? Is it a sin if I eat a roast beef samich on a Friday? How about if I whack a nun? Is that a worse sin than imagining Clark and Lex in the steam room at the local pool, performing an energetic sixty-nine, sweat rolling over their perfect asses, their taut and creamy abs, fingers working their way...beee-hunh? Where was I?--

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6/29/06 05:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com
*mumbles*idiots*mumbles*

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6/29/06 10:32 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Awwww, it's all good clean fun. :)

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6/29/06 11:23 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com
lol!
I meant the puppets, hehehehe!!!

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6/29/06 11:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
oh! thank god, I thought you were talking about me!!!

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6/30/06 12:25 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com
WHAT???
You wound me, NEVER would I say that!

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6/29/06 05:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lastscorpion.livejournal.com
LOL! Have a good day at work!

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6/29/06 10:32 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*biggrin*

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6/29/06 05:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] nomango.livejournal.com
*g* you tell 'em -

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6/29/06 10:32 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*snorfle*

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6/29/06 05:42 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mofic.livejournal.com
LOL! My favorite part was:

No double stretch re-enforced toed lackeys possibly with rolly eyes glued on for us, no sir.

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6/29/06 10:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*beams* tenk yew!!

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6/29/06 06:14 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] supercaptain182.livejournal.com
*Passes rocks your way*

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6/29/06 10:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
woo-hooo! Look at, ya lil' bastiches!!

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6/29/06 10:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
er, *koff* 'look out', yeah...

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6/29/06 07:37 pm (UTC)
tabaqui: (stargirl)
Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
OMFG I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE NO OTHER!!11240503!

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6/29/06 10:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
YaY!! STAR GIRL!!!!!

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6/29/06 08:21 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] quiet--tiger.livejournal.com
I really don't have any idea what you're talking about, but this was a damn funny entry.

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6/29/06 10:34 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*shrug* Me neither. *GRIN*

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6/29/06 10:43 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] treetracer
We stood face to face with our opponents, with nothing more than a simple baseball bat and the truth in our hearts.

*snorts* ^_^

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6/29/06 10:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*nods*
And they were only made of *wood* back in the old days!!

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6/29/06 11:56 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] tragicllyhip.livejournal.com
Sits down on that bandwagon right beside you, glaring at anyone who dare says anything

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6/30/06 12:13 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Yeah! *growlgrowl*

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6/30/06 02:39 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] horatio-hanes.livejournal.com
Greetings, esteemed [livejournal.com profile] roxymissrose!

I bring to you a message, requested from a kind soul wishing to remain anonymous. This individual solicits my assistance to inform you that you are a most beloved member of your delightful Smallville fandom, well-known and well-loved by all and sundry fans! This anonymous requestor also wishes for me to add that you are a most beautiful and enchanting lady, bringing a wealth of sage advice and quality erotic literature to those on your friends list.

I do appreciate your time and consideration in allowing me to bring you this message, and wish to you and yours a lovely day!

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6/30/06 03:18 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Well my goodness!
First let me say what an incredibly handsome person of the knit persuasion you are, and so elegantly dressed. You are hosiery with style, my young sock.

Secondly, my stars, the message you bring moves me beyond words! I intend to take those words at face value, and treasure them all the more deeply for not having had to pay or create a fuzzy little minion of my own to heap praise on myself.

Not that I’d ever do such a thing. *koff*

Please assure the anonymous discerning and no doubt brilliant well-wisher that I will do my level best to keep bringing the ass-sex, and Smallville reigns supreme!! (and not in a Zod-like way. Not that there’s anything wrong with Zod. Except--you know—megalomaniacal, psychotic over lord…)
In thanks, I post with Blinky Tom. Please do not stare directly into the icon as I'm not sure what effect it might have on felt eyes.

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6/30/06 03:26 am (UTC)
Posted by (Anonymous)
A) Huh?

B) Does this mean that I shouldn't be wearing socks no more?

C) MOVING SUCKS SOOOOOO MUCH

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6/30/06 03:45 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Oh Lordy!

*pats frantically*

*pats even harder and throws in squishy hugs because it seems like *all* her friends are moving and Roxy just be guessing which one this is*

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7/1/06 07:38 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] ender24
you are clearly confused!!
its not sockpuppets!!!!!
it suckpuppets!!!

and I suck, coz i forgot the PW for my puppet, so I could not play with the other 'puppets *cries*

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7/1/06 11:53 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
AWWWWWWWW!!!
*hides face, giggles helplessly*
No, really, I'm sorry.
*giggles some more*

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