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Oh GAWD!
I? Am older than dirt. It pains me to admit this.Oh, I know, my youthful qualities(read obsession with tehpron) may make it hard to believe, but truth is truth.Veritas! And I am rapidly entering my twilight years.
Thank God, I have a spring in my step, and a twinkling smile yet,my eyes are still good enough to judge a package at a distance,(oOoh! teatowel or nature? Do the children even know what a teatowel is?)
Looky.
Ah well. We speak no more of this...raaacch-toowiiiee!
Thank God, I have a spring in my step, and a twinkling smile yet,my eyes are still good enough to judge a package at a distance,(oOoh! teatowel or nature? Do the children even know what a teatowel is?)
Looky.
In 1954 (the year you were born) |
Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US Nautilus, the first atomic powered submarine, launches Senator Joseph McCarthy begins leading televised hearings into alleged Communist influence in the Army Roger Bannister, a 25 year old from England, breaks the 4 minute mile with a time of 3:59 Supreme Court rules unanimously that racial segregation in public schools is unconstitutional Hurricane "Carol" hits the Long Island - New England area killing 60 and injuring 1000 Senate condemns Joseph McCarthy for contempt of a Senate elections subcommittee during his Army investigation hearings Playboy magazine issue features Margie Harrison, the first playmate Howard Stern, Oprah Winfrey, Christie Brinkley, John Travolta, and Jerry Seinfeld are born New York Mets win the World Series Cleveland Browns win the NFL championship Detroit Red Wings win the Stanley Cup Lord of the Flies by William G. Golding is published |
Ah well. We speak no more of this...raaacch-toowiiiee!
NC-47, mild youth bashing
Re: NC-47, mild youth bashing
It did bother me a lot at the beginning of the year, that I look more and more like a little gray basset hound(dewlaps and all) and less and less like the adorable cocker spaniel I was in my youth, but there are some perks.I just know it.
Yes, it's fucking annoying when some "kid" tries to tell you how you can "manage that change!!!" or blames every bad mood you have on the change, tsk, tsk ! (makes me want to say,listen ,little bitch, if I was going through the change. I'd kill you first and use that as my defense..) When you're my age, you can't ever be too warm (flashes dear? ) Or crabby( it'll get better,have you tried(-insert herb of choice-?)
But you know what the worst thing of all for me was? Everyone assuming because I'm reubenesque(or portly, yer pick)and gray,that I was Mrs. Santa Clause incarnate...WTF?
Ummm--no.Not.Fucking.Hardly.
OOOH! Girl! you got me started *takes off earrings and shoes* hold this shit for me, I'm about to put a beatdown on this OldAge bitch...