Hi new people! Intro post!

[roxy]

Hey, how ya'll doing? Nice to see the new faces--nice of ya'll to friend me! I try to keep up with everyone, but it's getting a little harder lately--old age is slowing me down.

I'm an SV fanperson. SV is the world I write in, though I occasionally dip my toes into other waters.

I've noticed some of the newcomers lately seem to knit or crochet and that's pretty odd--I'm assuming ya'll are here for the porn because I know more about sex than I do about knitting...or anything else for that matter. *shrug* What can I say, I really really like sex... and coffee. *G*

Anything else you'd want to know about me is on my bio, and in my interests. Feel free to ask any question you like. I'm notorious for having no inner censor. *GRIN*
Welcome, grab a cookie and make yourself comfortable!

Comments

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

I've noticed some of the newcomers lately seem to knit or crochet and that's pretty odd--I'm assuming ya'll are here for the porn because I know more about sex than I do about knitting.

:tries to tempt Roxy to The Wooly Side with knitted undies (I'm particularly fond of 302 Calories), and the legendary Willie Warmer (warning: do *not* make from itchy yarn!):

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

Oh, and there's also Joan McGowan's knitted undies.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OMG!!!!!!!
This is why I love you! *falls down laughing so hard*

[spoiled-saint.livejournal.com]

Thank you for friending me!
And yes, I'm here for the porn. :-D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I'll try not to disappoint! *EG*

[spoiled-saint.livejournal.com]

God, that icon... LOL

[petit-rhino.livejournal.com]

Ooo, you friended me thanks. I won't spam you flist, promise. I'm not a very productive LJ poster on my own LJ.

Knitting? Unless there's some kind of weird kink involved, I'm not really interested. I'm here for the porn AND the plots your brain comes up with.
You absolutely traumatised me with The Dog, so much that I told myself I would never read anything by you again. Then Mariposa came and I just couldn't resist. It's been a hell of a ride so far. Thanks. You're sort of my Joss Whedon of fanfics: you make me laugh and break my heart, but I keep coming for more because it's so damn good.

*still gets shivers when thinking about 'the Dog'*

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

"You absolutely traumatised me with The Dog, so much that I told myself I would never read anything by you again. Then Mariposa came and I just couldn't resist."

LOL, you sound like me.

[petit-rhino.livejournal.com]

*grin*

*goes to your LJ to see what you've been up to since 'the Clexian Love Story'*

OMG you've updated the Story Lady! I'm friending you to keep up with it, 'kay?

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

No problem...maybe I should actually write more, hmm.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YES!!

[petit-rhino.livejournal.com]

What she said :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

TCAH!!!!! Man up woman!! It wasn't that bad!
Kind of.....

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! I absolutely loved the story but it broke me into itty bitty pieces and I was like "Roxy's mean! Roxy's always hurting poor Clark, Wah Wah Wah" and then I almost reluctantly started reading Mariposa because I was thinking, "Oh NOES, what is she gonna do to Clark in THIS one!" and lo and behold, I all addicted and shit. Damn you. *LOVES YOU*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeee!! *LOVES YOU BACK*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

so much that I told myself I would never read anything by you again.

Really? You know, I'm torn between clicking up my heels and feeling reeeeelly bad. 'Cause that might not be the reaction to go for, but it's a hell of a compliment! lol!

I have to admit, The Dog was kind of rough to read (as in made my ownself cry)...and then you friended me and found out I was full of warm fuzzies and laughs by the minute, hunh? See? I'm just a grandmotherly purveyor of porn.... :)

[clarkscherry.livejournal.com]

I'm notorious for having no inner censor. *GRIN*

I count on that! I don't knit, but you know I'm an avid collector. I got some assorted Season 2 inkworks Smallville trading cards with an ebay purchase the other day. Lo and behold there were two of psychotic fave Lucas.I thought of you and Mariposa immediately. If you don't have them, would you be interested? I'd even throw in a couple of the boys. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOOH YES!! I would *love* them! Lucas is one of the few SV characters I rewrote wrote that I actually liked from the jump. Thank you so much for offering! Let me know what I can do for you in return! *hug*

[clarkscherry.livejournal.com]

I think I still have your address in my e-mail. I never delete anything. As for what you can do in exchange? Keep writing the Clex! I'm not above bribery or begging.*eg*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*mmmmmmwaaah*!!!

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

Ah, I remember Smallville. It used to make me very happy. *looks at posters all over bedroom, heaps of magazines and pinups all over office* I even wrote 78 chapters of CLex once upon a time. But once that was done, I was ready for new pretties. Welcome to the world of the Winchesters!

[petit-rhino.livejournal.com]

Winchester boys *grin*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I know! I lurked you forever like a huge lurking thing until I finally got up the courage to comment!

The Boys still make me happy, it's just that Dean...mmmm. :)

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

...you did? Why didn't you drop in and say hey sooner? I don't bite unless it's a special request! *lurves on Dean the mostest*

[danceswithgary]

I used to knit and crochet and embroider and be all sorts of crafty. Then I discovered CLex. The rest is as they say, history. :-D

[clarkscherry.livejournal.com]

Who has time to knit when there's porn?

[petit-rhino.livejournal.com]

Well said.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*be ever so grateful you put the needles down and picked up the Clex!*

Lucky us!

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming ya'll are here for the porn because I know more about sex than I do about knitting...or anything else for that matter. *shrug* What can I say, I really really like sex... and coffee. *G*

You win at everything

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!

I like waffles too. *G*

[zhylosa.livejournal.com]

I am addicted to SV fanfic, and love your writing. Thanks for adding me.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

my pleasure!!