Noir: The Shallow Report

[roxy]

Ooooh! Clark as old-school nebbish Clark Kent!! How cuuuuuuute!!!!! And soooo fuckable!!!

Good try, Lois, but you are no Rita Hayworth—fuck you’re not even Lucille Ball.

Lex...*explodey pants* Clark and Lex in black and white and Clark all grown—MELT…
Wow, it *is* possible to have a visual orgasm…
Wow, like Lex would want to drop a dewy fresh glamour puss for a broad who looks like she’s been around the track a couple of dozen times…or more

Chloe makes a great Barbara Stanwyck!


Oh my god, it’s like my dreams come true! Clark shot her!!!

“Never get mixed up with a girl—“ See? See!


Aaaaaand back to “real life” and boredom.

Thomas and Mikey are both so hot, it makes me wish to do terrible things to Mr. Roxy…aaah, wtf, that’s what he’s there for!

Right after the Jensen show, I mean, Supernatural….

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I thought KK was actually passable--interesting like she so seldom is in my book. And she looked gorgeous, so I'm probably cutting her slack. that was one hot kiss, boy!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Her lines seemed stilted to me. And she looked unimpressive and boney under all the black. LOVED Lois, though. They put too much makeup on her, orangy base and whorish lipstick, and they make her hair stiff and a funny pisswater blond color. The black and white was flattering. Chloe? Purrrr.