Noir: The Shallow Report

[roxy]

Ooooh! Clark as old-school nebbish Clark Kent!! How cuuuuuuute!!!!! And soooo fuckable!!!

Good try, Lois, but you are no Rita Hayworth—fuck you’re not even Lucille Ball.

Lex...*explodey pants* Clark and Lex in black and white and Clark all grown—MELT…
Wow, it *is* possible to have a visual orgasm…
Wow, like Lex would want to drop a dewy fresh glamour puss for a broad who looks like she’s been around the track a couple of dozen times…or more

Chloe makes a great Barbara Stanwyck!


Oh my god, it’s like my dreams come true! Clark shot her!!!

“Never get mixed up with a girl—“ See? See!


Aaaaaand back to “real life” and boredom.

Thomas and Mikey are both so hot, it makes me wish to do terrible things to Mr. Roxy…aaah, wtf, that’s what he’s there for!

Right after the Jensen show, I mean, Supernatural….

Comments

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

haven't seen it yet, but i must say that stills of AM done up '30s style, with her hair swept up, are astounding. they have not done that girl favors with her hairstyles over these years -- the odd cuts and weird little spikes and more recent shagginess. her odd nose, like gillian anderson's, needs dramatically beautiful hair to balance it; but once it's balanced, she's gorgeous.

ok, having delivered myself of that unnecessary opinion, i quit the field.

(mr. roxy must be glad of smallville. *g*)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

i know-she really looked cute in this ep--and she did a preety good hard-boiled news dame!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

OMG, THOMAS AND MIKEY SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE BEEN IN THE SUPERMAN MOOOVIE!!!!!!

*swoons*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Wow, like Lex would want to drop a dewy fresh glamour puss for a broad who looks like she’s been around the track a couple of dozen times…or more

*smirks*


And squee, I can't wait to watch it! :D :D :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh girl, you are going to love it!!!

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

Tom Welling had to have cause multiple spontaneous eye orgasms. I swear to God--I nearly came unglued.

But as a Lois fan and Lexis shipper I was all for the wee bits they gave me-- Lana, as usual, failed to impress me.

and YAY for seeing her get shot and die twice in one night! :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh cool, this must have been a *great show for you--and a canon relationship for Lex, at least!
there can't be enough YAY for Lan getting plugged the way she should!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

I hope this is a harbinger for things to come. (my icon is making eyes at yours)

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

“Never get mixed up with a girl—“ See? See!

HA! SO much better to get mixed up with a Lex!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh yeah--you know how freaked out he gets by the squishy bits!

[beet]

Did you hear Clark all smoooooth and shit in the bar???
*sweats and dies*

So Hot!

The only reason I don't mention MR is that he's so fucking fuckable at all times. What more is there to say, really?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, clark was sooo smoth. he would have had me out of my panties in a nano-second! Go Thomas, you sex-god you!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

I was saddened to see Kristin acting so badly. Clark and Jimmy gayed it up with everyone on screen. This was the best ep I've seen in a looooooong time on Smallville.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I thought KK was actually passable--interesting like she so seldom is in my book. And she looked gorgeous, so I'm probably cutting her slack. that was one hot kiss, boy!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

Her lines seemed stilted to me. And she looked unimpressive and boney under all the black. LOVED Lois, though. They put too much makeup on her, orangy base and whorish lipstick, and they make her hair stiff and a funny pisswater blond color. The black and white was flattering. Chloe? Purrrr.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

BEST TWO HOURS ON TV!!!!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

This ep was just soooo much fun to watch. Especially Clark shooting Lana. ;)

Lex and Clark were both soooooooooo droolicious! But Clark really got me this ep. First time that happened. *grins*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

He was SO hot! So hot!!!!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

But we desperately needed some good CLexy interaction in the black-and-white scenes! All they gave us was Clark at one end of the room and Lex at the other! *wails*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

if they had put the both of them in one scene face to face--we would have died. it was a kindness on their part. *nods*

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

if they had put the both of them in one scene face to face--we would have died.

Mmmm -- you may be right about that. That would have been a whole lot of hotness in one place!

it was a kindness on their part.

I have my doubts about the kindness of people who keep shoving the Clana down our throats. *grumbles*

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to get my breath back. Oh Tom, how can you be so exceptionally hot and gorgeous!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

He gets handsomer and handsomer all the time. that was just an exceptional look for him and acting wise I thought he was right on point the whole time!

[voldything.livejournal.com]

“Never get mixed up with a girl—“ See? See!

EXACTLY. As far as I'm concerned he didn't say anything else afterwards \o/

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes! He said never get mixed up with a girl and then looked at Lex. End of scene! *G*