Noir: The Shallow Report

[roxy]

Ooooh! Clark as old-school nebbish Clark Kent!! How cuuuuuuute!!!!! And soooo fuckable!!!

Good try, Lois, but you are no Rita Hayworth—fuck you’re not even Lucille Ball.

Lex...*explodey pants* Clark and Lex in black and white and Clark all grown—MELT…
Wow, it *is* possible to have a visual orgasm…
Wow, like Lex would want to drop a dewy fresh glamour puss for a broad who looks like she’s been around the track a couple of dozen times…or more

Chloe makes a great Barbara Stanwyck!


Oh my god, it’s like my dreams come true! Clark shot her!!!

“Never get mixed up with a girl—“ See? See!


Aaaaaand back to “real life” and boredom.

Thomas and Mikey are both so hot, it makes me wish to do terrible things to Mr. Roxy…aaah, wtf, that’s what he’s there for!

Right after the Jensen show, I mean, Supernatural….

Comments

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

haven't seen it yet, but i must say that stills of AM done up '30s style, with her hair swept up, are astounding. they have not done that girl favors with her hairstyles over these years -- the odd cuts and weird little spikes and more recent shagginess. her odd nose, like gillian anderson's, needs dramatically beautiful hair to balance it; but once it's balanced, she's gorgeous.

ok, having delivered myself of that unnecessary opinion, i quit the field.

(mr. roxy must be glad of smallville. *g*)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

i know-she really looked cute in this ep--and she did a preety good hard-boiled news dame!