Noir: The Shallow Report

[roxy]

Ooooh! Clark as old-school nebbish Clark Kent!! How cuuuuuuute!!!!! And soooo fuckable!!!

Good try, Lois, but you are no Rita Hayworth—fuck you’re not even Lucille Ball.

Lex...*explodey pants* Clark and Lex in black and white and Clark all grown—MELT…
Wow, it *is* possible to have a visual orgasm…
Wow, like Lex would want to drop a dewy fresh glamour puss for a broad who looks like she’s been around the track a couple of dozen times…or more

Chloe makes a great Barbara Stanwyck!


Oh my god, it’s like my dreams come true! Clark shot her!!!

“Never get mixed up with a girl—“ See? See!


Aaaaaand back to “real life” and boredom.

Thomas and Mikey are both so hot, it makes me wish to do terrible things to Mr. Roxy…aaah, wtf, that’s what he’s there for!

Right after the Jensen show, I mean, Supernatural….

Comments

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

Tom Welling had to have cause multiple spontaneous eye orgasms. I swear to God--I nearly came unglued.

But as a Lois fan and Lexis shipper I was all for the wee bits they gave me-- Lana, as usual, failed to impress me.

and YAY for seeing her get shot and die twice in one night! :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oh cool, this must have been a *great show for you--and a canon relationship for Lex, at least!
there can't be enough YAY for Lan getting plugged the way she should!

[ladydreamer.livejournal.com]

I hope this is a harbinger for things to come. (my icon is making eyes at yours)