Noir: The Shallow Report

[roxy]

Ooooh! Clark as old-school nebbish Clark Kent!! How cuuuuuuute!!!!! And soooo fuckable!!!

Good try, Lois, but you are no Rita Hayworth—fuck you’re not even Lucille Ball.

Lex...*explodey pants* Clark and Lex in black and white and Clark all grown—MELT…
Wow, it *is* possible to have a visual orgasm…
Wow, like Lex would want to drop a dewy fresh glamour puss for a broad who looks like she’s been around the track a couple of dozen times…or more

Chloe makes a great Barbara Stanwyck!


Oh my god, it’s like my dreams come true! Clark shot her!!!

“Never get mixed up with a girl—“ See? See!


Aaaaaand back to “real life” and boredom.

Thomas and Mikey are both so hot, it makes me wish to do terrible things to Mr. Roxy…aaah, wtf, that’s what he’s there for!

Right after the Jensen show, I mean, Supernatural….

Comments

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

if they had put the both of them in one scene face to face--we would have died.

Mmmm -- you may be right about that. That would have been a whole lot of hotness in one place!

it was a kindness on their part.

I have my doubts about the kindness of people who keep shoving the Clana down our throats. *grumbles*