a-hem.

[roxy]

This is just an itty bitty thing, and bearing in mind that I am the suck at grammar and spelling and heck--English in general...please. It's throes, not throws. Any word or saying that you've heard all your life, the one you know because everyone says it? Before you use it in a story, look it up. Yep. You'll be amazed sometimes that the word looks nothing like you thought. There are some wonderful sites out there, just waiting for you. And again, Spell Check is the Devil. Never forget. And olive oil makes a good moisturizer for your hair. Really! See, that's what Yer Mother's for. Handy little tips like that. Also, hand lotions and oral sex don't mix well. Gagh!

I'm cranky this morning. But on the up side, the next bitlet of HappyKryptoSlutBoy is way less horrible than I thought! Wooo-hoo! Let the re-writing commence! Oh! and my Clarkless Lex story is finished! *does slow careful little jig--not as young as she used to be*

See you on the flip-side of Hell! I'm off to work to spread my personal brand of customer
service!

ETA: yeah, also, check before you post. *hangs head*

Comments

[epeters.livejournal.com]

Also, hand lotions and oral sex don't mix well. Gagh!

My mother didn't teach me that one. Glad you did. LMAO!!!

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

YES. I like you lots.

Also? ANAL SEX HURTS. Everytime you've got a boy losing his virginity in a fic and there's a small mention of "the burn" but no ouchies? Puppies die.

And also? THE PROSTATE IS NOT, I repeat NOT, a bump or a lump or some magical clit. It's hard to get to, and sometimes is not worth the effort.

Also? HOTELS HAVE A NEVER-ENDING SUPPLY OF HOT WATER. Like, 99 percent of the time. Even really shitty hotels. (this I know due to my drugged out daze days of taking Extasy and getting into boiling hot showers for HOURS).

And also?

I love you.

LOL.

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

I love using olive oil on my hair. Mostly because I love the smell of olives.

Mmm . . . olives . . . :drools:

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

HappyKryptoSlutBoy

That has to be my favorite name EVER!!! :D

*hugs and lots of love*

[tabaqui]

Heeee!
Spell Check is the Devil? What? And yis. For god's sake, *check first please*. It does not say what you think it says. Yeesh.
*snuggles you*

*hand lotion + oral sex = *gag gag gag**

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Roxy! You gave me a birthday present! Thank you so very much! I am inexpressably pleased.

Also, I didn't realize how prevalent this whole throws/throes thing was. I'm trying to get caught up on the flist and you are not the only person wanting the distinction to be made clear. O_o