a-hem.

[roxy]

This is just an itty bitty thing, and bearing in mind that I am the suck at grammar and spelling and heck--English in general...please. It's throes, not throws. Any word or saying that you've heard all your life, the one you know because everyone says it? Before you use it in a story, look it up. Yep. You'll be amazed sometimes that the word looks nothing like you thought. There are some wonderful sites out there, just waiting for you. And again, Spell Check is the Devil. Never forget. And olive oil makes a good moisturizer for your hair. Really! See, that's what Yer Mother's for. Handy little tips like that. Also, hand lotions and oral sex don't mix well. Gagh!

I'm cranky this morning. But on the up side, the next bitlet of HappyKryptoSlutBoy is way less horrible than I thought! Wooo-hoo! Let the re-writing commence! Oh! and my Clarkless Lex story is finished! *does slow careful little jig--not as young as she used to be*

See you on the flip-side of Hell! I'm off to work to spread my personal brand of customer
service!

ETA: yeah, also, check before you post. *hangs head*

Comments

[epeters.livejournal.com]

Also, hand lotions and oral sex don't mix well. Gagh!

My mother didn't teach me that one. Glad you did. LMAO!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm here for. *nods sagely* Rules for living.



*GRINS*

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

YES. I like you lots.

Also? ANAL SEX HURTS. Everytime you've got a boy losing his virginity in a fic and there's a small mention of "the burn" but no ouchies? Puppies die.

And also? THE PROSTATE IS NOT, I repeat NOT, a bump or a lump or some magical clit. It's hard to get to, and sometimes is not worth the effort.

Also? HOTELS HAVE A NEVER-ENDING SUPPLY OF HOT WATER. Like, 99 percent of the time. Even really shitty hotels. (this I know due to my drugged out daze days of taking Extasy and getting into boiling hot showers for HOURS).

And also?

I love you.

LOL.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww! My heart soars, I'm warm down to my toes!

I'm with you on hte prostate thing--hey, if it was that easy, guys would be standing around with their fingers up their butts all day. Just like you have to do more then poke a clit a time or two before you get payoff. But the asssex...mmmm, not that painful. *G* Much much more, oooo than ow, even the first time. But that might just be me. *G*

Jeeez, I've just told you more in one comment than I've told most people ever. LOL!!!

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

I'm like, snort-chuckle-giggling over the thought of businessmen in their suits on Wall Street with their hands down their pants and their fingers up their asses. LMAO!

First time I had buttsex - I jumped up, hollered, ran into the bathroom and cried. Then sat on the toilet cuz I SWEAR TO GOD I thought I had to poop. But no. LMAO. And the boyfriend? (who was THE ONE that got away) - He cried. He felt SOOOO bad. It took 2 months to convince him to try again. And it still hurt. Just not as much. LOL. It was more for him than it was for me.

Why is your anus nice?

*DIES LAUGHING*

I bring out the super-secrets in people. I can't help it.

[pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com]

I love using olive oil on my hair. Mostly because I love the smell of olives.

Mmm . . . olives . . . :drools:

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oooooo. what a pretty icon!!

*whispers* I learned that from my kid!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

HappyKryptoSlutBoy

That has to be my favorite name EVER!!! :D

*hugs and lots of love*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee!!! *hughugkiss*

[tabaqui]

Heeee!
Spell Check is the Devil? What? And yis. For god's sake, *check first please*. It does not say what you think it says. Yeesh.
*snuggles you*

*hand lotion + oral sex = *gag gag gag**

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yes! Spell Check is the Devil! It changes words into something else! One must be ever vigilant or Spell Check will steal your soul and turn it into sole. or Sol!!!

*hand lotion + oral sex = *gag gag gag**

OMG! RIGHT????? GACK!!!

[tabaqui]

Heeee!
It's only the Devil if you don't pay attention and tell it to go ahead and change stuff!
:)
*smoooooooch*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Yo're right--but for some reason, I fart around allll day long, until oh, about two or three in the morning when suddenly I decide that *RIGHT NOW* is the time to post--now! My eyes are like boiled eggs, my brain is oatmeal, and that's when my commas and quotes go crazy, taking advantage of me. *GRIN*
And stuff!

[tabaqui]

Heeee.
You goober.
*snuggles you*
It's chilly! My feet are cold!
*goes for sox*

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Roxy! You gave me a birthday present! Thank you so very much! I am inexpressably pleased.

Also, I didn't realize how prevalent this whole throws/throes thing was. I'm trying to get caught up on the flist and you are not the only person wanting the distinction to be made clear. O_o

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

But of course! Do I not love you? Yes, I do!!

Really? Other folks are noticing it too? It just seems lately that it's no longer fashionable to care if perhaps we are not using quite the right words--site/sight, throws/throes, bare/bear....too much!!