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SV7 season premire, with extra ramble!
I enjoyed it very much, which surprised me. I was ready to hate it.
I loved BizarroSupe, but I always did. In the old days, when dinosaurs wandered freely through mall parking lots, I read any Superman comic that had a Bizarro story, and always felt sorry for the poor twisted things. Imagine the jolt of nostalgia I had when J'onn told GoodClark about poor unloved serial killer BizarroClark. I felt sorry for him all over again. Poor lil' freak!
Lex was amazing, but we expect that from Mikey. He looked much more...interested tonight. Like he was enjoying what he was doing. And how much did I love that they shot that walk into prison just like the 33.1 walk? Ha! Funny! (probably not the reaction they were going for.) My only quibble--Lex turns himself in, good boy, but then looks like he breaks out again. Hmmm...can money fix that? I was hoping that evidence would set him free. Hark at me, clinging to straws when I know what the story is about an evil Lex as well as a someday-going-to-be-super Clark...tsk.
Gotta say, my boy looks good in any damn light, it's incredible...Thomas doesn't look his best in that bright orange light they love, but Mikey looks like the sex in it--that light, the blue light, the green--whatevah! Sex!
I must say, continuing on the shallow tip, that BC was *hot* as fuck!! Loved that voice, that little grin...damn, Thomas is getting so very damn good! He's just learned so very much, and it's a crime that he won't play Superman. *bigsigh*
Also, everyone looked hot as hell, except for Kara...*shudder* This is not an attractive girl to me. She makes ED look like a goddess. And while we're on the subject, is it me, or has Chloe gotten stick thin? Didn't she look kind of...scrawny tonight? Could be me. I like a little meat on a person. A little roundness, a little saftig, something to hold on to. To squeeze. mmmmmmm...squeeeeze...hey! Move along--nothing to see here!
Okay, that's the Shallow Report for the season opener--to sum up--Clark hot, Lex hot, BadClark even hotter.
Bedtime!
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And the nod! The Superman nod Clark did at the little boy in the beginning? *swoons* I jumped off the couch. Of course, I did that a lot. I can't even go into the jail scene with Lex and BC. Good fricking grief. *fans self*
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I also love how Bizarro was freely admitting that Clark has naughty thought about Lex. I mean, he was talking all about Clark's, "twisted," thoughts, and then Clark got all blushie and admitted that he wanted to have buttsecks with Lex...
No? Was that in my head? Damn.
Ah-ha! I *also* thought that Allison Mack was looking a little frail last night. Me no likey! She's much cuter with some curves-- we have plenty bags of bones on the show, we don't need any more.
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Fuckin' hell, was that summa ma bish HOT AS HELL as Bizarro Clark?!! And I felt bad for him too, poor baby, never shown any love. What do they expect him to do! Bake cookies?! And the things he said to Lex about Clark! Oh, Lexy.
And Lexy baby, trying so hard to be good. Stop fightin' it, darlin'. Oh, Rosey, so effing fabulous.
Um, is it me, or did the promo shots of Kara look better?
And Chloe, I dunno from skinny, but her hair was caca. LOL BUT SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um. Not wanting to start war. Don't know how you feel about her. BUT I WANT MY LANA BACK NOW.
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Oh yeah, agreed!! I loved the lower synthasized voice they used for bizarro Clark. I'd take him home! :P
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Yep... pretty much sums everything up. ;) I think Tom does a much better job being bad than he does being good.
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Yes, yes he is. Forever and ever.
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*roxy be obsessively rewinding the tape....*
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Well, my feeling about Lana is I want to stuff her in a sack and beat her with baseball bats, but that's just my personal opinion. Me, I'm too old to care who does it for who, y'know? Everything's cool with me. I actually did like her for about ten minutes this season, but good old SV, always fucking up the character development...tsk. If I was Lex, I would have bypassed the middle man(or whiny little bitch) and gone straight for Clark, fucked him until he finally realized, "Oh..that's what you meant by friendship of legend...I *like* it." But I'm thinking that's probably not going to happen....
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Well, my feeling about Lana is I want to stuff her in a sack and beat her with baseball bats, but that's just my personal opinion.
That was funny. LMAO. Yeah, she had some serious potential as a woman and would-be mother scorned. Pissed me off that they didn't follow it up properly.
As for Lex just grabbing Clark and Clark letting Lex think that he's helpless against the manhandling and consequent bending over and mindless fucking and sweaty skin slapping and the grunting....
Wait.
What the hell were we talking about?
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It was rather distracting.
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No, no--this is better!!!!
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I was wondering though... was that a body double i sensed when they did the Bizarro healing scene...???
Overall though the episode didn't suck.
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Poor Thomas. He's just a big thick boy. Ain't nothing wrong with that, he's hot like fire! :)