SV7 season premire, with extra ramble!

[roxy]

I enjoyed it very much, which surprised me. I was ready to hate it.

I loved BizarroSupe, but I always did. In the old days, when dinosaurs wandered freely through mall parking lots, I read any Superman comic that had a Bizarro story, and always felt sorry for the poor twisted things. Imagine the jolt of nostalgia I had when J'onn told GoodClark about poor unloved serial killer BizarroClark. I felt sorry for him all over again. Poor lil' freak!

Lex was amazing, but we expect that from Mikey. He looked much more...interested tonight. Like he was enjoying what he was doing. And how much did I love that they shot that walk into prison just like the 33.1 walk? Ha! Funny! (probably not the reaction they were going for.) My only quibble--Lex turns himself in, good boy, but then looks like he breaks out again. Hmmm...can money fix that? I was hoping that evidence would set him free. Hark at me, clinging to straws when I know what the story is about an evil Lex as well as a someday-going-to-be-super Clark...tsk.

Gotta say, my boy looks good in any damn light, it's incredible...Thomas doesn't look his best in that bright orange light they love, but Mikey looks like the sex in it--that light, the blue light, the green--whatevah! Sex!

I must say, continuing on the shallow tip, that BC was *hot* as fuck!! Loved that voice, that little grin...damn, Thomas is getting so very damn good! He's just learned so very much, and it's a crime that he won't play Superman. *bigsigh*

Also, everyone looked hot as hell, except for Kara...*shudder* This is not an attractive girl to me. She makes ED look like a goddess. And while we're on the subject, is it me, or has Chloe gotten stick thin? Didn't she look kind of...scrawny tonight? Could be me. I like a little meat on a person. A little roundness, a little saftig, something to hold on to. To squeeze. mmmmmmm...squeeeeze...hey! Move along--nothing to see here!

Okay, that's the Shallow Report for the season opener--to sum up--Clark hot, Lex hot, BadClark even hotter.

Bedtime!

Comments

[morganichele.livejournal.com]

BadClark is definitely hot. *sigh* And, the voice. Oh good grief. I'm going to be bouncing off the walls from the episode for weeks. *giggles*
And the nod! The Superman nod Clark did at the little boy in the beginning? *swoons* I jumped off the couch. Of course, I did that a lot. I can't even go into the jail scene with Lex and BC. Good fricking grief. *fans self*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

There was so much happening in this ep, that my hopes are high for a good season! Let's cross our fingers!

[dragynville.livejournal.com]

And, of course, Lex is still in love with Clark, even after whatever it was Lana said in the finale (I can't remember). :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Lana--whatevah!

Yes, yes he is. Forever and ever.

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

Lex being hot is a basic law of nature. The day Lex is not hot spells Armageddon. *nods*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Truth! Nothing but truth!

[sarahsaur81.livejournal.com]

They definitely brought The Hot with them. The only thing missing was a little skin work from Rosie, and I could have died a happy girl.

I also love how Bizarro was freely admitting that Clark has naughty thought about Lex. I mean, he was talking all about Clark's, "twisted," thoughts, and then Clark got all blushie and admitted that he wanted to have buttsecks with Lex...

No? Was that in my head? Damn.

Ah-ha! I *also* thought that Allison Mack was looking a little frail last night. Me no likey! She's much cuter with some curves-- we have plenty bags of bones on the show, we don't need any more.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

No? Was that in my head? Damn.

*roxy be obsessively rewinding the tape....*

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

Dude, I loved it. I squeed when it was over.

Fuckin' hell, was that summa ma bish HOT AS HELL as Bizarro Clark?!! And I felt bad for him too, poor baby, never shown any love. What do they expect him to do! Bake cookies?! And the things he said to Lex about Clark! Oh, Lexy.

And Lexy baby, trying so hard to be good. Stop fightin' it, darlin'. Oh, Rosey, so effing fabulous.

Um, is it me, or did the promo shots of Kara look better?

And Chloe, I dunno from skinny, but her hair was caca. LOL BUT SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um. Not wanting to start war. Don't know how you feel about her. BUT I WANT MY LANA BACK NOW.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Um. Not wanting to start war. Don't know how you feel about her. BUT I WANT MY LANA BACK NOW.

Well, my feeling about Lana is I want to stuff her in a sack and beat her with baseball bats, but that's just my personal opinion. Me, I'm too old to care who does it for who, y'know? Everything's cool with me. I actually did like her for about ten minutes this season, but good old SV, always fucking up the character development...tsk. If I was Lex, I would have bypassed the middle man(or whiny little bitch) and gone straight for Clark, fucked him until he finally realized, "Oh..that's what you meant by friendship of legend...I *like* it." But I'm thinking that's probably not going to happen....

[fromyourashes.livejournal.com]

You made me fucking choke on a pringle. LMAO!!!!!!!!
Well, my feeling about Lana is I want to stuff her in a sack and beat her with baseball bats, but that's just my personal opinion.

That was funny. LMAO. Yeah, she had some serious potential as a woman and would-be mother scorned. Pissed me off that they didn't follow it up properly.

As for Lex just grabbing Clark and Clark letting Lex think that he's helpless against the manhandling and consequent bending over and mindless fucking and sweaty skin slapping and the grunting....

Wait.

What the hell were we talking about?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

No, no--this is better!!!!

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

BadClark is always Teh Sex. Thomas needs to play a villain in a big movie, like now.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I Would Be So Effing Happy....

[epeters.livejournal.com]

Clark hot, Lex hot, BadClark even hotter.

Oh yeah, agreed!! I loved the lower synthasized voice they used for bizarro Clark. I'd take him home! :P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

he was just so much sex! *happysigh*

[epeters.livejournal.com]

I just hope they bring 'em back again soon!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

oooooooooo! *love* that icon!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Clark hot, Lex hot, BadClark even hotter.

Yep... pretty much sums everything up. ;) I think Tom does a much better job being bad than he does being good.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ohmygoodness, doesn't he? I'd love to see him in a grown-up role! Oh, but he'd just so damn good at being funny too! *sigh* Please Thomas! Get a better agent!!!

[sussixer.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to comment on the icon you are using for this post. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! I cracked up so hard the first time I read it through completely.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Isn't it fabulous!!! beet made it for me and it continues to me me very happy!

[obursts.livejournal.com]

I thought SuperGirl looked a bit off as well (though I thought she was gorgeous and pretty when being all floaty and angelic in the water). Which is funny, because I think Laura is such a pretty girl outside of SV. That makeup department does funny things to some of the SV girls.

[voldything.livejournal.com]

Chloe was skinny. In the ER scene, where she was just in her bra, I kept thinking "I remember boobs in there, where are the boobs? Why does she look flat? BOOBS?"

It was rather distracting.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Really. We know Chloe has a fine set of boobies. Plus, I always liked her cute curvy cheeks but last night--her face! It looked so long and thin, not like Chloe much at all. :(

[xinsidemyskinx.livejournal.com]

Could've lived without the Kara, she's pointless. And i'm kinda tired of every kryptonian on the planet and off knowing how to fly but Clark. heh. But that's just me.

I was wondering though... was that a body double i sensed when they did the Bizarro healing scene...???

Overall though the episode didn't suck.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

body double--oh hell yeah!

Poor Thomas. He's just a big thick boy. Ain't nothing wrong with that, he's hot like fire! :)