Tsk-tsk. Yaoi is bad.

[roxy]

a public service announcement to all my beloved friends. Yer Mother is here to look out for you.
See this?
Title: Hoshi no Yakata
Artist: Tori Maia
Warnings: NEVER, EVER WORKSAFE (bondage, wax, S&M, whipping)

See that warning?
That is why yaoi is bad for you. You should avoid it at all costs. It will influence you in very bad ways. Remember, yaoi is bad. And not just because the guys all look like girls.
Ignore that and concentrate on teh naughty hot bad bad sex.

Now, I don't want you to worry. Yer Mother is looking at all of these kinds of things, in the interest of protecting you, delicate flowers that you are, from terrible naughty stuff like this. It's a heavy burden, but I try to carry it with some grace. *koff* Please, don't thank me, it will only embarrass me.
*sigh* Back to read some more--I take my duty to you seriously.

Comments

[kirana]

B-but . . . that sounds interesting! ;_; And yaoi was my first foray into the dark, dark realms of guy-on-guy stuff! I mean, what would have become of me if I didn't have my pretty CLex? ;_;

Sure, Yohji has long-ish hair and uses more product on it than a girl and Aya took his sister's name to avenge her, but they're don't really look like girls! And Seifer is pretty manly and Squall . . . . Well, okay, I give you Squall. And Irvine, too, but . . . .

*criez at the breaking of her illusions*

[kantayra.livejournal.com]

ONOZ! My delicate little flower of a mind was traumatized just seeing the yaoi warnings! *flails* *makes pretty boys blow each other some more* :P

[danceswithgary]

You almost make me yearn for the days I was hunting down x-rated anima and manga, back before I found the magic of CLex and abandoned those evil ways. :-D

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Warnings: NEVER, EVER WORKSAFE LOL! But isn't this just the best part of Yaoi?

Eh. I stopped reading yaoi stuff - it was just too addictive - for a while it's been all that I did read so...

[tabaqui]

Ummmmm...but...
Where are the *links*, woman!!!
*flails*

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

haha! i've never read any, but i love the vigilant superman watching over us in your icon here. WWSD? he wouldn't read yaoi, that's what! (not when anyone was looking, at least. *g*)

who's the handsome young man with whitney's arms wrapped around him in your background image?

[bluemeridian]

*snortcoughCHOKEwheeeeeeze*