Tsk-tsk. Yaoi is bad.

[roxy]

a public service announcement to all my beloved friends. Yer Mother is here to look out for you.
See this?
Title: Hoshi no Yakata
Artist: Tori Maia
Warnings: NEVER, EVER WORKSAFE (bondage, wax, S&M, whipping)

See that warning?
That is why yaoi is bad for you. You should avoid it at all costs. It will influence you in very bad ways. Remember, yaoi is bad. And not just because the guys all look like girls.
Ignore that and concentrate on teh naughty hot bad bad sex.

Now, I don't want you to worry. Yer Mother is looking at all of these kinds of things, in the interest of protecting you, delicate flowers that you are, from terrible naughty stuff like this. It's a heavy burden, but I try to carry it with some grace. *koff* Please, don't thank me, it will only embarrass me.
*sigh* Back to read some more--I take my duty to you seriously.

Comments

[kirana]

B-but . . . that sounds interesting! ;_; And yaoi was my first foray into the dark, dark realms of guy-on-guy stuff! I mean, what would have become of me if I didn't have my pretty CLex? ;_;

Sure, Yohji has long-ish hair and uses more product on it than a girl and Aya took his sister's name to avenge her, but they're don't really look like girls! And Seifer is pretty manly and Squall . . . . Well, okay, I give you Squall. And Irvine, too, but . . . .

*criez at the breaking of her illusions*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

now, now little one, not to cry.

Of course they don't look like girls--why, they are manly men, full of testosterone and--and--
Oy, I'm sorry my precious. I just can't.

But, hey, the assex artwork is damn good!

[kantayra.livejournal.com]

ONOZ! My delicate little flower of a mind was traumatized just seeing the yaoi warnings! *flails* *makes pretty boys blow each other some more* :P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ONOZ! My delicate little flower of a mind was traumatized just seeing the yaoi warnings!

You see? I'm only trying to protect you! And I will continue in my mission!
*reads some more pretty boys playing with unusual toys...*

[danceswithgary]

You almost make me yearn for the days I was hunting down x-rated anima and manga, back before I found the magic of CLex and abandoned those evil ways. :-D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nods*
Clex heals, Sister. Pass the word.

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Warnings: NEVER, EVER WORKSAFE LOL! But isn't this just the best part of Yaoi?

Eh. I stopped reading yaoi stuff - it was just too addictive - for a while it's been all that I did read so...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oy, I don't think I've read a book since the early summer--too busy reading fanfic. *hangs head*

[tabaqui]

Ummmmm...but...
Where are the *links*, woman!!!
*flails*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

tchah! No links! I'm protecting you!

[tabaqui]

Honey, i need to know what to protect *others* from!! I'm a nice person like that!!
So - gimme da links, bee-yotch!

be all admiring...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ach, yer like a saint, aren't you?

It's just that SM palace story on yaoi daily--they're reposting it again. It makes me laugh more than anything else, but I have a certain fondness for it. :)

http://community.livejournal.com/yaoi_daily/4599767.html#cutid1

I can't get into it whole heartedly mostly because I don't care for feminized men. I like a man to look like a man, and a woman to look like...well, a man, I guess. lol!

*note to self--caffeine can make you giddy in large amounts....*

Re: be all admiring...

[tabaqui]

*snerk*
I don't mind if my men look like women, so long as they fuck like men.
:)

*smoooooooooooch*
Pr0n. Great way to start my day.

Re: be all admiring...

[tabaqui]

Huh.
It says i'm not authorized to view that protected entry. And the yaoi_daily lj shows me four entries total. I'm a member...what's the deal?
*is confused*

Re: be all admiring...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

that's weird--I know you're a member...as far as I know, they didn't change anything and the link works for me...odd.

Re: be all admiring...

[tabaqui]

Okay, now it works. Weird. Time delay! Heh.

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

haha! i've never read any, but i love the vigilant superman watching over us in your icon here. WWSD? he wouldn't read yaoi, that's what! (not when anyone was looking, at least. *g*)

who's the handsome young man with whitney's arms wrapped around him in your background image?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yes indeed, WWSD? Not buttsex for BigBlue, your dog-gone right!

Ahh, in RL, it's Gary Dourdan, warwick on CSI. In Roxyland, it's Sam, Pete's older brother and Whitney's SO.

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

oh, sam! i remember sam from one of your stories! good to see him. :)

[bluemeridian]

*snortcoughCHOKEwheeeeeeze*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Goodness! You are so upset by the EvolYaoi that you're choking! But fear not! Not only do I protect you from terrible smut, but I can save you! I will apply the Kiss of Life TM and I'll do it over and over until you're safe again, yes!