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My day
BG and I took my cousin out to lunch for her birthday. It was a doubly nice day, because the daughter and I got to do a little shopping together. It was very relaxing--and I bought myself a little book on grammar. I think if I hold all these books against my forehead, eventually the info within will sink into my brain.
My poor cuz is so stressed--life's been hard for her lately, what with being the only one to deal with her sis (who has cancer), her insane niece, her dad who bounces between doing pretty good and doing...a little nuts, but that's between you and me--the man is 87, it's good he's breathing, you know? Her brother moved home to help--lord. He's an odd man. A very odd man in the way that 'odd' means 'dick'. And yet, just about every woman I've seen him with was a, well, let's just say, ball-eater...hunh. Tchah--look at me, airing our smudgy linen in public.
Anyhoo, I wanted today to be very nice for her, and I think it was. The place we took her to lunch is adorable, quaint as can be--it has this shabby-chic tearoom look. I'm glad we went there even if I'll be poor as a bitch for the next week...but hey, it was worth the look on her little face. Plus, I think she liked her present. For the past two years, this bitch has been trying to walk out of my house with this bowl I bought myself as a present a few years ago--I even posted here about the damn thing, it was so cute. She kept telling me I had to give it to her so I finally wrapped the fucker up and gave it to her. Such squeeing! So bloody worth it. *g*
So there you have it, a completely boring post about my day that—oh, wait, I forgot to say, I looked cute as a bug. *beams* I even dressed like a girl and both cuz and BG were very pleased with me. Go roxy!
In LJ type stuff, I'm doing my best to make the porny bits of Coming Soon porny. God, why, why must porn be so hard to write? I'm always complaining about that, aren't I? But really, the more you write, the harder it gets(oh shut up you know what i mean). I have more thinky thoughts on this but I'll get to that later, right now, I better go back to trying to make Whit come. *sigh*
My poor cuz is so stressed--life's been hard for her lately, what with being the only one to deal with her sis (who has cancer), her insane niece, her dad who bounces between doing pretty good and doing...a little nuts, but that's between you and me--the man is 87, it's good he's breathing, you know? Her brother moved home to help--lord. He's an odd man. A very odd man in the way that 'odd' means 'dick'. And yet, just about every woman I've seen him with was a, well, let's just say, ball-eater...hunh. Tchah--look at me, airing our smudgy linen in public.
Anyhoo, I wanted today to be very nice for her, and I think it was. The place we took her to lunch is adorable, quaint as can be--it has this shabby-chic tearoom look. I'm glad we went there even if I'll be poor as a bitch for the next week...but hey, it was worth the look on her little face. Plus, I think she liked her present. For the past two years, this bitch has been trying to walk out of my house with this bowl I bought myself as a present a few years ago--I even posted here about the damn thing, it was so cute. She kept telling me I had to give it to her so I finally wrapped the fucker up and gave it to her. Such squeeing! So bloody worth it. *g*
So there you have it, a completely boring post about my day that—oh, wait, I forgot to say, I looked cute as a bug. *beams* I even dressed like a girl and both cuz and BG were very pleased with me. Go roxy!
In LJ type stuff, I'm doing my best to make the porny bits of Coming Soon porny. God, why, why must porn be so hard to write? I'm always complaining about that, aren't I? But really, the more you write, the harder it gets(oh shut up you know what i mean). I have more thinky thoughts on this but I'll get to that later, right now, I better go back to trying to make Whit come. *sigh*
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It sounds like you gave your cousin the best possible gift - your time and love. She's lucky to have you!
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I know, right? *GRINS*
Oh, man, I'm telling you, I'm lucky as hell to have *her*! She's a life-saver, and a *wonderful* person.
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the more you write, the harder it gets
*snickers* Ummm... yeah. hehehe
Oh, come on, it's late on a Sunday night... did you think I'd let that go without comment? ;)
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At least I got this bit out and posted!
oh wait...that sounded kind of bad too....
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If you ever need grammar help, I am at your service, Miss Roxy. My friends call me the Grammar cop/Nazi/ninja. It is sad, but true. ;)
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Really? Oooo, good! I'm constantly going through the book on my desk(the one with all the post-it notes marking the pages) or looking up the grammar sites...thanks! I'll remember that! (i hope!)
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Every time I write a sex scene, I have to force myself not to rush through it. But once you've written a few, it's sorta, "been there, screwed that, sucked that..." It's hard to keep it fresh every single time!
*snicker* Yes, I said "hard." *snicker*
I better go back to trying to make Whit come.
Well, if anybody can raise the dead, so to speak, it'd be you! :P
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*snorfle*
Well, if anybody can raise the dead, so to speak, it'd be you! :P
LOL!! Awww, thanks!
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And I totally get what you mean about writing porn. I get ideas that I think will be great, but when I write them, it always sort of drains the greatness out of it for me and it becomes very difficult to write. However, you crazy people seem to like what I come up with.
I better go back to trying to make Whit come
*ahem* The Prostate: Stroke it, don't poke it.
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*waves hands around like crazy*
Heck yeah, in fact, I think you re-energized me!
The Prostate: Stroke it, don't poke it.
*admires* You are so wise, beloved! :)
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if the grammar book-to-the-forehead method works, please report on it. i want to learn greek, and maybe that'd work for me! ;)
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if the grammar book-to-the-forehead method works, please report on it. i want to learn greek, and maybe that'd work for me! ;)
*snorfle*
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*smooooch*
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aren't you the nicest cousin
Well, *toes floor* I am this week...*EG*