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help...so hot...husband wants to work in yard...it would be justifiable homicide, wouldn't it, say if I just happen to accidentally whack him once, or twice or a dozen times with a shovel?
help meeeeeee....

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Oh, I worked outside this morning -- helping my sister/friend in her garden, and then washing my dog. . . Make sure to wear a hat, roxy! ;)

It was so...hoooooooooooooott. But then we had to call it short because of the bee swarm...I just don't know.

Can you get cold water from the tap? Maybe you could fill the bathtub with cool water and soak for a bit until you feel human again?

Hi! *waves*
What I did was whine and pass out for a few hours. It almost worked. :)

I've only been outside to hang my laundry, which thankfully didn't take long. And it was nice a breezy while I was out there.

What ever happened to spring and fall? We went from 40 to 70 in just a day or two. It's very close to 100 today. :P

Say...I want a clothes line!

I know--what the hell happened to the transition days?

Hey, it could happen!

And I didn't see a thing! *shifty eyes*

LOL!!
Thanks sis! Good to know you have my back! *G*

Always, Miss Roxy!

It was a tragic gardening accident. *sniffle*

*falls down laughing*
I think I love you!

I'm sure it was an accident. Why would Roxy do something like that? *gives the cops an innocent look while you go erase your LJ entry*

*giggles*

Shovel? What shovel? I didn't see a thing! *wink*

OMG, you guys are making me cry laughing!!!

Oh no, Officer. She was with me. Watching gay porn.

BWAAAAHAHAHAAA!!!

You are too cool!!! HUG!

oh man! in this heat, he wants to garden? i saw a guy out RUNNING a few minutes ago, not looking too chipper either, i tell you that. ugh.

Crazy people right?
Well, the big old swarm of bees put the end to that deal pretty quickly! It's like some kind of mini-biblical plague is going on over here, flood, attack of insects...oy!

OH dear gods.
No. Just...no.

Yard work right now is just at sunrise or in twilight, no other time. Period, end of sentence. Gaaaaaaaaaah.

I know right? Crazy old Morgan.

*G*

Plea self-defense!!

LOL! and me looking all innocent and granny like...heck yeah!

Just catching up on what's been going on since I was on vacation...most of my family lives in desert country and what they found to work really well were those long tubes of fabric stuffed with corn or rice that normally get thrown into the microwave and heated and then placed around the achy joints. They like to toss them into the freezer and then drape it around their necks to keep cool, though sometimes my mom will dip them into water before freezing so it'll trickle cold wetness as it melts. Might work out well for the next garden day? :)

Ahahahahahaaaaaaa!!
At first, I thought you were suggesting something to whomp Mr. Roxy with, omg!!! But actually, that sounds *brilliant*! I do have those thingys floating around too, I'll try it--and not as a deadly weapon! *snorfle*

And hugs! Hope it was a good vacation!

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