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[roxy]

Do you think Will Smith's ass will be out in the new flick? I hope so. It is a fine ass, made of fineness. I have watched many minutes of I, Robot, waiting for it.

Het. Why is it so hard to write? Because it smacks a little of show-and-tell? I don't know.

I'm watching BET right now. No matter what else you learn in life, always remember this, Trick love the kids.

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[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Do you think Will Smith's ass will be out in the new flick?

God, I hope so. Also he needs to be running. Always with the running. So pretty, omg.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

NAKED AND RUNNING!!! like christmas....

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

It's possible; Will likes to show it. :D

Hmm, GOOD question! I think that in SV, it could be the lack of good female characters. I myself write original Het and it doesn't make me gag, but you know my motto: the more penises, the better!

Hmmm...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

So...ummm...could you look at mine real quick? *begs*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Sure!! Send on, Beloved!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* oh thanks! It's on its way!

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

I need to write too, but The Happening and J2 fic have stolen my brain! Send help!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--I can't help!! I read J2 all night in my sleep! I swear, it's like CRACK!!!

How was the Happening??

[mobiusklein.livejournal.com]

I actually like het. I've written a lot of Shinji/Asuka, which is the main het pairing of Evangelion, and Sally Po & Wufei of Gundam Wing which has very few fans because usually it's Wufei/Treize. Given the right spin, I also enjoy f/f. I actually see a bit of subtext between a couple of the women on swingtown.

I think it's partly because most of the time the canon het pairing gets to let it all hang on onscreen so there's not much to embellish. (I love Mulder & Scully, Delenn & Sheridan, Sun & Jin but have no compulsion to write them because I'm happy with what I'm getting. I'm also happy with the Winchester brothers for the same reason. ) Also in a lot of stories, the romance isn't treated as THE epic relationship but someone he comes home to after doing his thing so it's a bit boring. The exceptions I list above usually have the woman and man working as partners on the same job/side or at least the woman is very much part of the action, not a DiD.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I agree--there's little reason to write most het pairing on TV because it's right there. Sometimes it's nice to get a little more story, but on the whole it's kind of meh to read--for me. And kind of hard for some reason to write, and keep the distance from the characters that's easy to do with the guys, I think.

The only f/f I enjoy, I mean really enjoy all the way around. is Lana/Chloe--as long as they're handled sympathetically. It's probably the Clexer in me, because if they're happily tied up together, they don't need Clark. *g* I also liked the occasional Buffy/Faith, as long as it was good-humored.

[tabaqui]

Man BET is *so weird*. One minute it's all hoochie mamas, the next it's *god*. The mind, she reels.

*we rented I Am Legend this weekend. Will is fine, fine fine...*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg, I had to move Jensen's and Thomas' and Mikey's shoes over a bit, had to make some room. :)

BET is mostly stupid, frosted with stupid, but it's fun sometimes! lol!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Do you think Will Smith's ass will be out in the new flick? I hope so. It is a fine ass, made of fineness. I have watched many minutes of I, Robot, waiting for it.

Sadly it isn't. He doesn't show nearly enough skin in Hancock. I didn't think his body would get any better after "Bad Boys" (the scene with him running down the street in a tank top nearly broke up my friend's relationship), but Will has body.

Het. Why is it so hard to write? Because it smacks a little of show-and-tell? I don't know.

That. Maybe the worry that people will think it's a roman a'clef and that's what the writer is into or is like in the sack?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Waaaaaaah! You make me cry! Mr Smith is just....*sigh*. And he doesn't share it nearly enough. The are guys out there who are always taking clothes that I wish they keep on, off. Probably Jada won't let him. As is as it should be...*siiiigh*

Maybe the worry that people will think it's a roman a'clef and that's what the writer is into or is like in the sack?
*roxy quickly shove tub-0-liquidlatex, rope, mink mittens, gas mask and assorted bullet vibrators oh--and that pack of upholstery needles--under the couch*

Hmmm. You think that could be it?

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

roxy quickly shove tub-0-liquidlatex, rope, mink mittens, gas mask and assorted bullet vibrators oh--and that pack of upholstery needles--under the couch*

Hmmm. You think that could be it?

Uh-huh. Just what I thought. You see, game recognize game, milady ;)

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

my reason for not liking het (reading or writing it) would probably border on TMI, if not fall right over the line: it makes me know what i'm missing out on. there was a clark/lois/lex triangle story that just about killed me that way, as lois was so spectacularly sexually fulfilled. if i read about or write about the guys together, there's no jealousy in it for me.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hunh! Now there's that too. Interesting. I'm not aware of making a distinction between gay/het sex in my mind, but maybe I am? Probably, since--not a man. Hunh. Now you've got me thinking.

I'm usually really mean to the female characters in my stories, too...I should be nicer to them.

[morganichele.livejournal.com]

Did you ask a question? Because, I saw the mention of Will Smith's ass...all else fled my brain. I am currently sitting in a pool of drool with nothing working in my head.
ALL YOUR FAULT. Hee!
:P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

And perfectly understandable! *GRIN*
*hands you hankie*

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

I would certainly have no objections. Some asses are meant to be admired ::grin::

Het. Why is it so hard to write? Because it smacks a little of show-and-tell? I don't know.

See now, you put that thought in my head and it's going to fester. ::pout:: Though of course it does make sense. To me anyway. ::thoughtful look:: See?! Festering!

ETA Tried to imagine writing a het scene and yeah. It's show-and-tell-y. Can't help but think about personal stuff and then it suddenly turns into TMI. Which is icky to me. Also, a little weird. Good thing I like the slash then ::grin::

What's BET?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ETA Tried to imagine writing a het scene and yeah. It's show-and-tell-y.

YOU SEE?? Most of writing het consists of me NOT writing anything...eh-hem. You know.

BET is Black Entertainment Television. sometimes it's very entertaining and sometimes omg not. ;)

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Will Smith is a fine looking man. Whatever of him they want to show in his movies, I will be happy to see.

On the het question, which of course is the flipside of the vexing "why slash?" question, after ten years of knowing about and reading and participating in slash, I have NO FREAKIN' CLUE "what it is about Teh Slahs" and therefore no answer to the het question.

Your theory certainly has some merit. But I just don't know.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol! Okay! Fair enough!

And Will needs to come over to my house...not for long. Say...half an hour? *koff* For milk and cookies and discussing his craft, of course.

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. :|

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

Completely unrelated, but I felt like sharing that last night I dreamed that I stopped by your house (?), and you were all nice to me, like you didn't even mind that a complete stranger just came over. XD

I think we gossiped about stuff, but I can't really remember.

P.S.: I still have not seen I Am Legend. That seems wrong to me.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Really? How cool!
omg, I hope the house was clean! *grin*

I haven't seen it either--come on over, we'll watch it together! *G*