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sigh
I feel kind of blah. Can't complain much because I've been on a roll lately, having lots of fun, but some RL stuff (of course) has decided to put the brakes on my funfest lately. Pooh.
Mind, you, this doesn't put a halt on my campaign, not in the least. In fact, *koff* if anyone wants to help out the campaign, we'd be grateful in a non-monetary or physical way.
Oh, all riiiight. If you insist, there may be kisses involved. Perhaps a discrete and dignified grope or two from a representative of a grateful nation--namely me, your BNF to-be.
So, tonight, I gave in to temptation, and for the first time in what feels like forever, had Dunkin Donuts, little greasy balls of sugar-coated sugar. so much for my drive to lose weight. Part of the problem, (besides needing some comfort food that really comforts--oatmeal my ass)is that looking over the pics of me from my trip, I look like a portly, gray-haired grandmotherly woman with many enormous chins, but in a kind of cute way. I was all--eeeeew, shit--*hey*! Not too shabby! I mean, sexy is years and years behind me, but at least I can be cupudgly. Cute+pudgy=cupudgly. No need to loose weight! Tra-la!
Okay, no, this is not what my blood pressure is telling me....
(Omg, i need to start some horrible kink-riddled angst fest--i have way too much time on my hands and too many non-thought thoughts.)
Mind, you, this doesn't put a halt on my campaign, not in the least. In fact, *koff* if anyone wants to help out the campaign, we'd be grateful in a non-monetary or physical way.
Oh, all riiiight. If you insist, there may be kisses involved. Perhaps a discrete and dignified grope or two from a representative of a grateful nation--namely me, your BNF to-be.
So, tonight, I gave in to temptation, and for the first time in what feels like forever, had Dunkin Donuts, little greasy balls of sugar-coated sugar. so much for my drive to lose weight. Part of the problem, (besides needing some comfort food that really comforts--oatmeal my ass)is that looking over the pics of me from my trip, I look like a portly, gray-haired grandmotherly woman with many enormous chins, but in a kind of cute way. I was all--eeeeew, shit--*hey*! Not too shabby! I mean, sexy is years and years behind me, but at least I can be cupudgly. Cute+pudgy=cupudgly. No need to loose weight! Tra-la!
Okay, no, this is not what my blood pressure is telling me....
(Omg, i need to start some horrible kink-riddled angst fest--i have way too much time on my hands and too many non-thought thoughts.)
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You'll always be teh sex-ass to me, Ms. Thang!
*hearts your brain*
*luffs you muchly*
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Keep that up and I'll end up on your doorstep, with laptop and boxes of notes. *G*
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*starts cleaning*
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Ooooooooh! *waves hand* Count me in!!!! O_O *huggles you*
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Mr. Roxy says that too, though there's this kind of undertone that says 'thank god!' *snicker*
Cute+pudgy=cupudgly
Re: Cute+pudgy=cupudgly
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We shall be cupudgly together!
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*high fives*
You know I've always had a thing for the old chicks.
Re: You know I've always had a thing for the old chicks.
omg, anything you'd like to do, anything!!! You write it and god knows I'll read it and then...hold it over everyone's head and maker them beg for it and then tell them they can't have it unless they vote for me--that's how politics work, right?
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Oooo!!! *jumps to be first in line* hehee :D
Cute+pudgy=cupudgly
*giggles* I love your made up words. hehe You definitely are cute! *snuggles*
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oh go on you! *flaps little T-Rex arms at you*
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I find that the only way to concentrate on how I feel is to avoid cameras. And, increasingly, mirrors.
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that's me all over, except i'm much less cute. my concern is my knees. oh, and my cholesterol level. which is why i had two over-medium eggs for breakfast. *rolls eyes*
hmmm. i used to love those brown-sugar frosted poptarts. (your mention of donuts & sugar brings this to mine.) absolutely nothing good for you in them, but GOSH they were yummy.
we need a pill to make our metabolism go whirrrrrrrrr...
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hmmm. i used to love those brown-sugar frosted poptarts
OMG, I *LOVE* those things---I don't care, I still eat them, and refuse to feel guilt. A cup of coffee and toasty brown sugar poptarts? Nirvana, man!
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And from someone who has been unemployed since May and sits and eats sugar while reading porn-- I totally understand your mood. But Cupedgly is the best word ever!!! :)
Now, let's find you that angsty/kink porn!!
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Why my dear, you make me blush!
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::coldcocks RL::
I mean, sexy is years and years behind me, but at least I can be cupudgly. Cute+pudgy=cupudgly.
::nods:: I see what you're doing. Trying to be self-deprecating when we all know no one can tell you nothing. I bet you walk down the street got that sass in your step and that must-be-jelly-cause-jam-don't-shake-like-that switch that makes all the men and especially Mr. Roxy weak in the knees. I see right through you! Rubbing it in 'cos you're all sexy and stuff. I got you.
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Wow, girl, can't slip nothing past you!
*GRINSANDHUGS*