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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2008
Some of theses are fall down funny! This is one of my favorites:
Mike Hummer had been a private detective so long he could remember Preparation A, his hair reminded everyone of a rat who'd bitten into an electrical cord, but he could still run faster than greased owl snot when he was on a bad guy's trail, and they said his friskings were a lot like getting a vasectomy at Sears.
Robert B. Robeson
Lincoln, Nebraska
Some of theses are fall down funny! This is one of my favorites:
Mike Hummer had been a private detective so long he could remember Preparation A, his hair reminded everyone of a rat who'd bitten into an electrical cord, but he could still run faster than greased owl snot when he was on a bad guy's trail, and they said his friskings were a lot like getting a vasectomy at Sears.
Robert B. Robeson
Lincoln, Nebraska
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Ahem. XD
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I felt the same way when I saw one of the submitters was from South Jersey!
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BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
A vasectomy at SEARS???? Oh, that's brilliant!! XD
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