jared cancelled NJ:SpN con???????

[roxy]

NO JARED NO NONO JARED--I PAID MONEY TO SEE YOU!!! MONEY!!! *WAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH-SOB-SNOT*

why...why...money, motherfucker, do you know how fucking cheap I am? I'll never get that money back. *SOB* The only way they can make it up to me is sex with Charles Malik. Lots of it. Handcuffed in the back of my van with apple butter and silicone spatulas sex. Hipboots and a mini-taser sex. Fuck. I'm about to cry like a little bitch.

shit shit shit shitshit

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

never again I swear! How could I forget Creation cons were the devil! My eyes were blinded by lust!!!!

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

When I started planning the Van con I thought there was something weird about Creation Cons. This just proves it to me. I'd rather trust a con that says they're not sure if someone's going to be there than Creation's guarantee that they'll be there.