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jared cancelled NJ:SpN con???????
NO JARED NO NONO JARED--I PAID MONEY TO SEE YOU!!! MONEY!!! *WAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH-SOB-SNOT*
why...why...money, motherfucker, do you know how fucking cheap I am? I'll never get that money back. *SOB* The only way they can make it up to me is sex with Charles Malik. Lots of it. Handcuffed in the back of my van with apple butter and silicone spatulas sex. Hipboots and a mini-taser sex. Fuck. I'm about to cry like a little bitch.
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why...why...money, motherfucker, do you know how fucking cheap I am? I'll never get that money back. *SOB* The only way they can make it up to me is sex with Charles Malik. Lots of it. Handcuffed in the back of my van with apple butter and silicone spatulas sex. Hipboots and a mini-taser sex. Fuck. I'm about to cry like a little bitch.
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***grumbles and kicks things along with you***
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MY PADALECKI-NABBING PLANS!!! I was gonna ransom your lanky ass, you son of bitch! Now I'll NEVER meet Jensen.
New plan...I must destroy the Padalecki.
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I'm beginning to really wonder about Creation Cons.
HUGS I'm so sorry he canceled!
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(Castiel is still going, right? So with him & Charles there will still be at least two hotties to ogle.)
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*Glares at Jared* How dare he break my Roxy's heart!
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Also, you can sell the tickets online. As long as you don't ask over the purchase price, you're in the clear. Unless of course you want to ask for more. In that case, sell something small and stupid with bonus tickets. That's how the scalpers do it for football games at Ole Miss. People buy "I *heart* Col. Reb" stickers for a few hundred dollars and get bonus tickets to the game. But only if you're crafty.
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((((Hugs)))))
I'm sorry, hon. I think you should seek succor in making any LJ friends also attending tell you stories about what would have happened if he had shown up. No doubt that appointment you have with Charles Malik would have been a threesome.**
**Why, yes. Smallville did teach me the productive side of denial. Why do you ask?
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*but if you have a chance ask Malik if he has a tattoo and see what he says**
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