jared cancelled NJ:SpN con???????

[roxy]

NO JARED NO NONO JARED--I PAID MONEY TO SEE YOU!!! MONEY!!! *WAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH-SOB-SNOT*

why...why...money, motherfucker, do you know how fucking cheap I am? I'll never get that money back. *SOB* The only way they can make it up to me is sex with Charles Malik. Lots of it. Handcuffed in the back of my van with apple butter and silicone spatulas sex. Hipboots and a mini-taser sex. Fuck. I'm about to cry like a little bitch.

shit shit shit shitshit

Comments

[helioshyperion.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry. You should write him a really angsty letter and make him hurt. I suppose now is too late to refund the tickets? If you purchased with a credit card, you could try a chargeback.

Also, you can sell the tickets online. As long as you don't ask over the purchase price, you're in the clear. Unless of course you want to ask for more. In that case, sell something small and stupid with bonus tickets. That's how the scalpers do it for football games at Ole Miss. People buy "I *heart* Col. Reb" stickers for a few hundred dollars and get bonus tickets to the game. But only if you're crafty.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Those are all good suggestions and so much more feasible than flying to Vancouver hunting him down and holding him hostage until I feel like I've gotten my money's worth....

eta: i blame the lateness. *g*