jared cancelled NJ:SpN con???????

[roxy]

NO JARED NO NONO JARED--I PAID MONEY TO SEE YOU!!! MONEY!!! *WAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH-SOB-SNOT*

why...why...money, motherfucker, do you know how fucking cheap I am? I'll never get that money back. *SOB* The only way they can make it up to me is sex with Charles Malik. Lots of it. Handcuffed in the back of my van with apple butter and silicone spatulas sex. Hipboots and a mini-taser sex. Fuck. I'm about to cry like a little bitch.

shit shit shit shitshit

Comments

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Aww that sucks *hugs* Are tickets non refundable then?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ICON!!!! *falls down laughing so hard*