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water and the wild
whew. Okay, it's done, dan as soon as I get the balls to post it I will. And from this day forth, I swear--no more stories over 2000 words. Never!!! As Bob is my witless, nothing but PWPs from now on-- no wait--DRABBLES! no, 55 word ficlets--that's it. My freakin' brain hurts, my eyeballs hurt, my ass hurts. Well, that has a little less to do with writing and more to do with--hey! Your bus is here!
You know who I miss? I kinda miss the Previouslies. They were always good for a laugh. Maybe I could write 55 word ficletes about them--they sure got around in the day.
So, today was my Pop's birthday. Interesting, interesting...first he got mad, because I had the nerve to acknowledge the day when he ordered me not to. But then he was pleased because the grandchildren were there and wished him well. Heh. Back when he was younger and more spry, I know he wished dearly he could trade the grandkids in for the us, the kids. Because the grandkids could do no wrong and he was going to mold them into the bright, intelligent, loving god-fearing children that he failed so miserably at with us--hah!
Sorry, they turned out just like us! *G* Now that he's old, though, he's come to appreciate us so much more. Plus, we're way faster than he is now. And, we're his only source of Pepsi, so he tries not to piss us off. :) Really though, he's in pretty good shape for 89. Man, he's the same age as Christopher Lee. Who also looks good for a guy his age.
Shutting up now. Going back to Evol Story. ;)
You know who I miss? I kinda miss the Previouslies. They were always good for a laugh. Maybe I could write 55 word ficletes about them--they sure got around in the day.
So, today was my Pop's birthday. Interesting, interesting...first he got mad, because I had the nerve to acknowledge the day when he ordered me not to. But then he was pleased because the grandchildren were there and wished him well. Heh. Back when he was younger and more spry, I know he wished dearly he could trade the grandkids in for the us, the kids. Because the grandkids could do no wrong and he was going to mold them into the bright, intelligent, loving god-fearing children that he failed so miserably at with us--hah!
Sorry, they turned out just like us! *G* Now that he's old, though, he's come to appreciate us so much more. Plus, we're way faster than he is now. And, we're his only source of Pepsi, so he tries not to piss us off. :) Really though, he's in pretty good shape for 89. Man, he's the same age as Christopher Lee. Who also looks good for a guy his age.
Shutting up now. Going back to Evol Story. ;)
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I have faith that even in a 55 word ficlet you could bring multiple men to multiple orgasms!
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I have faith that even in a 55 word ficlet you could bring multiple men to multiple orgasms!
*falls down laughing* Thanks!! :):)