water and the wild
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roxywhew. Okay, it's done, dan as soon as I get the balls to post it I will. And from this day forth, I swear--no more stories over 2000 words. Never!!! As Bob is my witless, nothing but PWPs from now on-- no wait--DRABBLES! no, 55 word ficlets--that's it. My freakin' brain hurts, my eyeballs hurt, my ass hurts. Well, that has a little less to do with writing and more to do with--hey! Your bus is here!
You know who I miss? I kinda miss the Previouslies. They were always good for a laugh. Maybe I could write 55 word ficletes about them--they sure got around in the day.
So, today was my Pop's birthday. Interesting, interesting...first he got mad, because I had the nerve to acknowledge the day when he ordered me not to. But then he was pleased because the grandchildren were there and wished him well. Heh. Back when he was younger and more spry, I know he wished dearly he could trade the grandkids in for the us, the kids. Because the grandkids could do no wrong and he was going to mold them into the bright, intelligent, loving god-fearing children that he failed so miserably at with us--hah!
Sorry, they turned out just like us! *G* Now that he's old, though, he's come to appreciate us so much more. Plus, we're way faster than he is now. And, we're his only source of Pepsi, so he tries not to piss us off. :) Really though, he's in pretty good shape for 89. Man, he's the same age as Christopher Lee. Who also looks good for a guy his age.
Shutting up now. Going back to Evol Story. ;)
You know who I miss? I kinda miss the Previouslies. They were always good for a laugh. Maybe I could write 55 word ficletes about them--they sure got around in the day.
So, today was my Pop's birthday. Interesting, interesting...first he got mad, because I had the nerve to acknowledge the day when he ordered me not to. But then he was pleased because the grandchildren were there and wished him well. Heh. Back when he was younger and more spry, I know he wished dearly he could trade the grandkids in for the us, the kids. Because the grandkids could do no wrong and he was going to mold them into the bright, intelligent, loving god-fearing children that he failed so miserably at with us--hah!
Sorry, they turned out just like us! *G* Now that he's old, though, he's come to appreciate us so much more. Plus, we're way faster than he is now. And, we're his only source of Pepsi, so he tries not to piss us off. :) Really though, he's in pretty good shape for 89. Man, he's the same age as Christopher Lee. Who also looks good for a guy his age.
Shutting up now. Going back to Evol Story. ;)
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6/8/09 03:36 am (UTC)Hey, if it makes you feel better about Evol Story, my SVBB is running around my brain with its tongue out going, "Nyah nyah!" while I try like hell to tackle it, but end up constantly falling flat on my face.
*hmmph* I'm a tad bitter, yes. . . (*wink*)
Here's to those who look damn good for their age, and to those whose stories are abusive! *downs shot*
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6/8/09 03:41 am (UTC)No half-stepping!
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6/8/09 03:40 am (UTC)I'd have absolutely no complaints about only PWPs from you either. ;D *grins* *daydreams... Whitney showing Clark some football techniques and Lex wanders is just as things get interesting... then things get REALLY interesting and clothes disappear in a blink and umm... yeah*
Sorry... where were we again? La la la la la....
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6/8/09 03:42 am (UTC)(no subject)
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6/8/09 03:48 am (UTC)Ooo--oh, I don't know...I bet Clark would argue with you about that....
:)
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6/8/09 03:44 am (UTC)I have faith that even in a 55 word ficlet you could bring multiple men to multiple orgasms!
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6/8/09 03:46 am (UTC)I have faith that even in a 55 word ficlet you could bring multiple men to multiple orgasms!
*falls down laughing* Thanks!! :):)
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6/8/09 03:50 am (UTC)I could go for some Clitney as well. I never read too many of them, but
Btw, what are Previouslies?
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6/8/09 03:56 am (UTC)Previouslies are this goofy thing I used to do for my LJ cuts to stories!
kind of like: The Previous Parts are here, gyring and gimbling in the wabe. Don't ask.
And it gets lots goofier. One year, they kidnapped Mikey and made him their sex slave...it's weird in here some times. :)
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6/8/09 04:00 am (UTC)They sound like such fun. Clever of them to kindnap MR and turn him into a sex slave too...bloody brilliant!
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6/8/09 04:27 am (UTC)Plot bunnies are evil. And you'd better not say that you WON'T do it. Look what happened to me. "Oh no, I won't write SpN. OMG! SAMMY! I MUST FIX IT!" "I'd NEVER write J2..." *friend gives me puppy eyes and I start writing* "I'd never be a Trekkie..."
Don't say never, the plot bunnies will hear and laugh their fluffy little tails off and make you do it anyway.
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6/9/09 03:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
6/9/09 03:38 am (UTC)Do they work on plot tribbles? If they do I need to order about a hundred.
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6/8/09 11:05 am (UTC)only source of pepsi! no wonder he stays in your good graces. :D
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6/9/09 03:40 am (UTC)*evol laughter*
Ah, those crazy previouslies! Sometimes, they were the best part of the story!
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6/8/09 02:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
6/9/09 03:44 am (UTC)reeeelly
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6/8/09 02:31 pm (UTC)Plus, we're way faster than he is now.
I am evil and giggled at this.
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6/9/09 03:49 am (UTC)Plus, we're way faster than he is now.
I am evil and giggled at this.
Oh, yeah, I was totally serious. *evol grin*
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6/8/09 04:41 pm (UTC)Wheeeeeeee!
:)
And many happy returns of the day to your Dad. Eighty-nine, that's awesome!
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