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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2004-09-09 12:18 am
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A Little Bit Of Staff?

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Clark super-speeded to the Castle when he got the frantic phone call from Lex. He arrived at the front door tousled and his brow creased with worry–looking all together edible or at least Lex thought so.

“Lex What’s wrong?”

“Clark I need your help It’s Hans-Dieter ”

“What did he do? Do you need me to kill him?”he asked hopefully.

Lex leveled a look of extreme patience at him and Clark winced. He hated the ‘dear boy, I won’t hurt you because I love you but could you be more stupid’look.

“Clark. Hans -Dieter could never be replaced. Let’s not speak of killing him again. Maiming, though, there’s a thought,” he mused. “No, no time for that. I need you to stop him. He’s going to speak at Career Day at the high school.”

Clark failed to see the importance, but he was pretty sure Lex would let him know... at length. He smiled lovingly at Lex and waited.

“He’s going to speak. Talk about what he does here.”

Clark’s eyes narrowed dangerously and was that a little glint of red-- Lex was quick to exclaim, "Not that! That doesn’t happen any more! No–I’m worried about what he might say about what goes on here. What he makes for me--”

“What that peanut butter and banana thing? So what–oh.”

“Yes oh. Dieter has no tact.”Lex winced as he remembered other examples of Hans-Dieter’s appalling lack of tact...and his serious need for anger management. Through a heroic show of self control he kept a nostalgic smile off his lips and a hand off his ass.

Clark paled as he remembered how hard it was to wash peanut butter and squashed bananas out of pubic hair–“Gosh! Right! I’m on it--” He was speeding towards the school as he spoke.

Lex rocked a bit in the wake of Clark’s exit and wondered if he offered Henri a watch, he could keep him from speaking at Career Day too...

Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] fromward

edited to beat myself senseless

[identity profile] fromward.livejournal.com 2004-09-09 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee! I went back to read the previous parts and I'm glad I did. This SV universe is great. So many staff (pseudo)villains to enjoy and a silly Big Giant Boy to laugh at. Any mention of Lex's ass is always nice, too. :)

Thanks for writing this. You completely satisfied my craving!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-09 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
aw! It is my pleasure to pleasure you!Thank you for the kind comments *fakes modesty, preens shamelessly*

[identity profile] justabi.livejournal.com 2004-09-09 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
*snort* This so totally cracks me up. I love you!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
loves you back with the all the fire of a million suns!
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2004-09-09 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*snerk*
Hans-Dieter!!!
Whoot!
*dances you around the room*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-09 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wheeee! *whirls about with you* We loves him, we do!
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2004-09-09 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes we do!
*bounce*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-09 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And look at your icon!!! How do you make it move? *shakes monitor so her icons are animated too* So pretty!
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2004-09-09 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
As soon as i get a reply back from the maker i'm gonna pimp my icon.
Isn't it the prettiest thing in the world!!
:)
I've got an animator to make moving icons - it's sooo easy.
http://www.mindworkshop.com/alchemy/gifcon.html#download

GIF Construction Set. You can download a trial version and basically what you do is get your images saved - like, say, a pic of Lex, text, a pic of Clark.
Then in the GIF C.S. you open 'Animation Wizard' and blah blah blah.
If you download it and decide to try it out i'll walk you through it.'

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2004-09-09 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OO, cool!Talk to you tonight then when I'm back from Hell!
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2004-09-09 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be waitin'!
Pimped you on my LJ.
Hee!