Sick!

[roxy]

SICKsickSick...sick...SICK.

Tomatoes have joined the list of food that hates me. *pout* They were good though. Almost worth the horrible awful cramps and stuff...also, I almost put my eye out. Very scary, just crouching there thinking, omg, that could have been my EYE!!! I'm still all freaked out and shit.

So, I might be slightly incoherent answering comments(thank you story readers, i want to bear your children) & leaving comments--hey! Who said "and that's different how?"

Comments

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

:(

F'in maters messing with my roxy. I don't *think* so, pals. *waves torch* Back, back, you evil sons-a-bitches!

As you might have guessed, I'm writing right now, so the imagination is in overdrive. Really. That's the only reason for the insanity. *nods frantically*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

See!!! I always thought tomatoes were evil! Now they're attacking you. That can not be allowed! *in the distance hears the theme from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes* RUN!!!!!! Hope you're feeling better! Though, I'm afraid to ask... how did you almost put your eye out? Be careful. I like you in one piece. *hugs* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooooo, good!

And of course that's the only reason for the insanity, yes, yes. *smiles*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeee!!

I slmost lost my eye bending over a piece of artwork that was leaning against a table, totally misjudging where the corner was! I took a teeeeeeny piece out of my forehead instead. Not to worry, I'm still too cute for words. *G*

*huggles right back*

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

I'm glad your eye is safe, but you clearly need to adopt my own rule when it comes to tomatoes. Repeat after me: Tomatoes are not food. They are pseudo-food, and nothing which contains them can remotely be considered edible. *nods firmly*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

But...but...they call me, with their juicy goodness, so perfect with garlic and basil, smothering pasta...*sob*.

Why, life-WHY?????

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i have to limit tomatoes because of reflux. italian food lost its appeal for me soon afterward. sad. sorry they hurt you too!

[tabaqui]

Awwwwww! Miss Rose, that sucks!!
*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

*sends cabana boys with Seltzer and ginger ale and soothing aroma-therapy candles and fresh, sparkly band-aids for your poor forehead*

You must take better care!!
*luffs*

[ctbn60.livejournal.com]

Oh no!! Get better quickly!!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

But...but...they call me, with their juicy goodness

*shudders*

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

I just thought of something. Have you ever had an ALCAT test? I had horrible stomachaches for years, and I saw so many fucking doctors. Finally, I went to this really bitchy holistic doctor, and she made me get a test where they draw your blood and mail it to a lab. The lab tests the blood against hundreds of things. (It's not evil like those waffle shots some people get.) The lab mailed me a list of things I should NEVER EAT. I stopped eating them all, and it was a miracle. It changed my entire life. There were things I never realized made me sick. Anyway, the test is expensive, and my insurance didn't cover it, but it was worth EVERY CENT.

https://www.alcat.com/index.php

The site plays an obnoxious video when you go there.

Maybe it would help you out?

Feel better.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Wow...it probably would, but there's *no* way I could afford those tests. I hadn't considered any kind of food allergy--IBS makes you sensitive to a lot of foods--tomato sauce has been a food that I can usually eat if I don't have it more than two days(no left-overs for me *sad* ) but raw tomatoes never bothered me--until now.

That's something to talk to my doctor about. I'm about due to have a whiny, snotty, tear-filled break-down in his office, anyway. ;)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww! Thank you!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm...I had my very own cabana boy (well, a little long in the tooth to be a boy)take care of me--back rubs and heating pads can do wonders for an ailing person. ;) Mr. Morgan Freeman--he's a saint!

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

You know, I had crummy insurance when I got that test. Perhaps your insurance would cover it... Worth looking into. I was diagnosed with IBS. I was doubled over in pain every fucking day. No one could make it better. I probably saw ten doctors. I can't even tell you how much my life changed afterwards. Maybe your issues are different, but you never know. Or maybe there's some other comprehensive food allergy test that insurance would cover.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Awww! It's terrrible isn't it? All this wonderful untouchable food, calling out to me, trying to seduce me....Waaaaaaaah!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It really does seem worth looking into. My best girl has been prodding me to do this too. I'll find out when I go to my doctor's, what my options are. This is really getting tiresome, I have to say. Plus, I'm really sick of depriving myself of everything fun! (imagine a footstamp here)

[tabaqui]

Wheeeee! That's awesome. What a loverly person Mr. Morgan Freeman is!
:)