Heck Yeah!

[roxy]

Dear My Friends, did I tell you how freaked out I was about turning 58 this year? Yes, I was a bit depressed, 58...so completely time to retire the hotpants, time to stop throwing my telephone number to high school seniors....sigh. And then it hit me, wait a min, I wasn't turning 58, I was turning 57! Huzzah! I felt worlds better--so good I almost drove to my local junior college to celebrate! "hello little boy...ever seen the inside of a minivan close up? Hmmm? I've got chocolate liqueur...ever been in a Turkish men's prison?"

Imagine my confusion when it was revealed to me by my kid sage oracles that I was turning 56 this year. Ha! I know it!! I have completely missed being 55, I was so busy being 56! My darling has had to remind me several times just how old I am. I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing? Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar. Also the "OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

Good times a-coming, my friends, good times!

Comments

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

And I thought I was bad thinking I turned 34 this year instead of 33. lol

"OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

*falls over laughing hysterically* I'm soooo glad my Dad's a pretty deep sleeper. I would have woken him up laughing if not. *giggles*

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

OH LORD. *ROLLS*

I am so glad I know you. You're my role model when it comes to facing my big 4-0 this year!

OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

*Buries face in pillow to laugh so I don't wake the kids*

[ferdalump.livejournal.com]

You freaking KILL me. Seriously, there might've been actual tears as I read this.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[calijirl5150.livejournal.com]

Age is a state of mind _ your mind is about 21 BB :D

[garryowen.livejournal.com]

YOU. CRACK. MY. SHIT. UP.
Ah, the pain. My stomach. My cheeks. From laughing. Ahhhhh.

[fleegull.livejournal.com]

Love it! You gave yourself an extra year, screw vampires that's how you live forever!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

I felt worlds better--so good I almost drove to my local junior college to celebrate! "hello little boy...ever seen the inside of a minivan close up? Hmmm? I've got chocolate liqueur...ever been in a Turkish men's prison?"

They'll do anything for some Mike's Hard Lemonade...

..or so I hear.

I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing?

Nah, it just means age is so inconsequential. Ask 64 year old Helen Mirren who took her top off in a spread recently, ask Diana Ross, Cher and Tina Turner who are taking all of these couples and gay men money for their shows. Act 100 year old Madonna.

Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar.

Go get 'em tiger cougar!

[impala-chick.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! This post has made me giggle with happiness.

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

even i knew you weren't gonna be 58! that was my gig last year! so glad you were reminded that you're actually still in your prime. come to think of it, your prime is whatever age you are, you cougar you. ;)

[stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com]

Hee! I think we're all teenagers at heart *G*

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that when you finally dig out your driver's licence you'll realise you're only 32.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Oh, lovey, you make me having to get up earlier than usual a downright pleasure! I don't how you do that (naughty things to freshman), but just keep it right up, S&M cougar!!

Rawr. *hugs*

[danceswithgary]

Oh, how you make me giggle, you old lady you. *grins from 53*

[bluesheart.livejournal.com]

You had me laughing while reading this that my coworkers are looking at me strangely, will they look at strangely all time :)

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*cackles* Go get 'em, Roxy! You're not old until you're at least 90, that's what I say. XD

[luvmax1.livejournal.com]

You're one of a kind, Roxy! And if you're cruising junior colleges, I suppose I'll have to go for the fourth graders. Not cool at all, unfortunately.

[tabaqui]

OMG you are a total and complete goober. I mean - seriously!

How in hell do you forget how old you are, Miss Thang?
*twirls you around and around*

Now...let's hear more about young boys, chocolate liqueur, and Turkish prions, mmmh?

Oh and? I'm pm'ing you in a few. Just so you know. :)

[toldthestars.livejournal.com]

I KNEW I heard something in the attic! And smelled chocolate...and fear.

Um, can you write a J2 Turkish Prison AU?

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

RUN, LITTLE SCHOOLBOYS, RUN!!!!

Well, this made my day.

I have a hard time remembering how old I am too. I resort to doing the math, then I get confused because I was born in December, so for 11 months of the year, the math is off by one, and it's just nuts.

[lexophilia.livejournal.com]

I love you, like, a lot. I really, really do.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

"IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"
XD

Dear Roxy,
Please stop trying to kill me with the funny.
Thnx,
Bethmumblemumble

[jadedsilver.livejournal.com]

You are a hoot. X)

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

Woman, you crack me up.