Heck Yeah!

7/1/10 12:53 am
roxy: (goodtimemikey)
[personal profile] roxy
Dear My Friends, did I tell you how freaked out I was about turning 58 this year? Yes, I was a bit depressed, 58...so completely time to retire the hotpants, time to stop throwing my telephone number to high school seniors....sigh. And then it hit me, wait a min, I wasn't turning 58, I was turning 57! Huzzah! I felt worlds better--so good I almost drove to my local junior college to celebrate! "hello little boy...ever seen the inside of a minivan close up? Hmmm? I've got chocolate liqueur...ever been in a Turkish men's prison?"

Imagine my confusion when it was revealed to me by my kid sage oracles that I was turning 56 this year. Ha! I know it!! I have completely missed being 55, I was so busy being 56! My darling has had to remind me several times just how old I am. I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing? Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar. Also the "OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

Good times a-coming, my friends, good times!

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7/1/10 05:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com
And I thought I was bad thinking I turned 34 this year instead of 33. lol

"OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

*falls over laughing hysterically* I'm soooo glad my Dad's a pretty deep sleeper. I would have woken him up laughing if not. *giggles*

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7/1/10 10:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*G*

*HUGS*

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7/1/10 05:18 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lexalicious70.livejournal.com
OH LORD. *ROLLS*

I am so glad I know you. You're my role model when it comes to facing my big 4-0 this year!

OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"

*Buries face in pillow to laugh so I don't wake the kids*

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7/1/10 09:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL!!!

Forty is fabulous my dear! My 40s were wonderful! I was on top of the world and knew everything and was comfortable in my skin--finally.

And then I turned fifty....

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7/1/10 05:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] ferdalump.livejournal.com
You freaking KILL me. Seriously, there might've been actual tears as I read this.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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7/1/10 09:59 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*BIG GIANT GRIN*

XXOOXX

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7/1/10 05:53 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] calijirl5150.livejournal.com
Age is a state of mind _ your mind is about 21 BB :D

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7/1/10 10:01 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL! Um...yeah, ;) something like that! *GRIN*

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7/1/10 05:57 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] garryowen.livejournal.com
YOU. CRACK. MY. SHIT. UP.
Ah, the pain. My stomach. My cheeks. From laughing. Ahhhhh.

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7/1/10 10:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

You! You make me happy!!!!

(that little hearts thing I'm too lazy to figure out how to do)

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7/1/10 05:58 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fleegull.livejournal.com
Love it! You gave yourself an extra year, screw vampires that's how you live forever!

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7/1/10 10:03 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Heck yeah!!! I'll be the best damn looking 80 year old ever! I'll just keep adding on years... ;)

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7/1/10 06:01 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] dawnybee.livejournal.com
I felt worlds better--so good I almost drove to my local junior college to celebrate! "hello little boy...ever seen the inside of a minivan close up? Hmmm? I've got chocolate liqueur...ever been in a Turkish men's prison?"

They'll do anything for some Mike's Hard Lemonade...

..or so I hear.

I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing?

Nah, it just means age is so inconsequential. Ask 64 year old Helen Mirren who took her top off in a spread recently, ask Diana Ross, Cher and Tina Turner who are taking all of these couples and gay men money for their shows. Act 100 year old Madonna.

Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar.

Go get 'em tiger cougar!

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7/1/10 10:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*adds Mike's Hard Lemonade to the shopping list*

Rwwwwwwwr--you betcha! *does that little clawing at the air thing*

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7/1/10 06:22 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] impala-chick.livejournal.com
Heeeee! This post has made me giggle with happiness.

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7/1/10 10:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Yay! My job here is done! *BEAMS*

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7/1/10 11:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com
even i knew you weren't gonna be 58! that was my gig last year! so glad you were reminded that you're actually still in your prime. come to think of it, your prime is whatever age you are, you cougar you. ;)

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7/1/10 10:07 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
I need a keeper, I think, lol!

*slaps overly healthy flank* This right here's some prime...stuff, whatever. Ha!!!

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7/1/10 11:11 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] stir-of-echoes.livejournal.com
Hee! I think we're all teenagers at heart *G*

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7/1/10 10:08 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Yes, yes!!! We are! That's what keeps us rolling, that and that hot, hot boy in your icon! Rrrrwwr!!! ;)

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7/1/10 01:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] iibnf.livejournal.com
I'm sure that when you finally dig out your driver's licence you'll realise you're only 32.

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7/1/10 10:09 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*falls down laughing*

Omg, yes--you're absolutely right!!!!!

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7/1/10 01:08 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] rednihilist.livejournal.com
Oh, lovey, you make me having to get up earlier than usual a downright pleasure! I don't how you do that (naughty things to freshman), but just keep it right up, S&M cougar!!

Rawr. *hugs*

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7/1/10 10:11 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
hahahaa!!! I like that!! S&M Cougar, heck yeah!!!

*cracks the whip weakly, bursitis be acting up*

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7/1/10 02:21 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] danceswithgary
Oh, how you make me giggle, you old lady you. *grins from 53*

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7/1/10 10:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
RUB IT IN YOU INFANT YOU!!!!

That just means I get the first cookie cause I'm older, heck yeah!!! Mmmmmmmm! Tasty! :)

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7/1/10 02:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] bluesheart.livejournal.com
You had me laughing while reading this that my coworkers are looking at me strangely, will they look at strangely all time :)

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7/1/10 10:12 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL!

It's good to keep them guessing! ;)

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7/1/10 02:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] me-ya-ri.livejournal.com
*cackles* Go get 'em, Roxy! You're not old until you're at least 90, that's what I say. XD

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7/1/10 10:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
I think you're right! Let me vacuum out the van and hide the duct tape and Big Bertha take a nice evening drive. ;)

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7/1/10 04:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] luvmax1.livejournal.com
You're one of a kind, Roxy! And if you're cruising junior colleges, I suppose I'll have to go for the fourth graders. Not cool at all, unfortunately.

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7/1/10 10:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!

Hmmmm...yeah, we'll have to go a little older, I think! ;)

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7/1/10 07:00 pm (UTC)
tabaqui: (bouncebyfanbot)
Posted by [personal profile] tabaqui
OMG you are a total and complete goober. I mean - seriously!

How in hell do you forget how old you are, Miss Thang?
*twirls you around and around*

Now...let's hear more about young boys, chocolate liqueur, and Turkish prions, mmmh?

Oh and? I'm pm'ing you in a few. Just so you know. :)

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7/1/10 10:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
*BEAMS ALL PROUD* I know, right?

I don't know how I forget my age! It drives the Fam crazy! :)

Waiting on PM!

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7/1/10 09:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] toldthestars.livejournal.com
I KNEW I heard something in the attic! And smelled chocolate...and fear.

Um, can you write a J2 Turkish Prison AU?

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7/1/10 10:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


No.

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7/2/10 12:47 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] emeraldsedai.livejournal.com
RUN, LITTLE SCHOOLBOYS, RUN!!!!

Well, this made my day.

I have a hard time remembering how old I am too. I resort to doing the math, then I get confused because I was born in December, so for 11 months of the year, the math is off by one, and it's just nuts.

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7/2/10 05:05 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
NO ONE CAN ESCAPE BIG BERTHA!!!

Well, I'm glad that I could make Sammy you laugh! And also pleased that I'm not the only one here! ;)

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7/2/10 01:26 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] lexophilia.livejournal.com
I love you, like, a lot. I really, really do.

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7/2/10 05:03 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
AAAAaaaaaah, honey-bunny!!!!! I love you too! And miss you! *HUGHUG*

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7/2/10 02:04 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] silsbee329.livejournal.com
"IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"
XD

Dear Roxy,
Please stop trying to kill me with the funny.
Thnx,
Bethmumblemumble

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7/2/10 05:02 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
OH MY WORD, MY BETHmumblemumble, I SHALL THIS VERY MINUTE CEASE AND DESIST AS I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR DEMISE!!

also all the evidence would lead back to me....

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7/2/10 03:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jadedsilver.livejournal.com
You are a hoot. X)

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7/2/10 04:59 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Heeee!!!
Thank you, my dear--and I *love* that icon!!!!

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7/2/10 06:13 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] jakrar.livejournal.com
Woman, you crack me up.

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7/2/10 06:34 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
hehehehehe!

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