Heck Yeah!
7/1/10 12:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear My Friends, did I tell you how freaked out I was about turning 58 this year? Yes, I was a bit depressed, 58...so completely time to retire the hotpants, time to stop throwing my telephone number to high school seniors....sigh. And then it hit me, wait a min, I wasn't turning 58, I was turning 57! Huzzah! I felt worlds better--so good I almost drove to my local junior college to celebrate! "hello little boy...ever seen the inside of a minivan close up? Hmmm? I've got chocolate liqueur...ever been in a Turkish men's prison?"
Imagine my confusion when it was revealed to me bymy kid sage oracles that I was turning 56 this year. Ha! I know it!! I have completely missed being 55, I was so busy being 56! My darling has had to remind me several times just how old I am. I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing? Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar. Also the "OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"
Good times a-coming, my friends, good times!
Imagine my confusion when it was revealed to me by
Good times a-coming, my friends, good times!
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7/1/10 05:11 am (UTC)"OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"
*falls over laughing hysterically* I'm soooo glad my Dad's a pretty deep sleeper. I would have woken him up laughing if not. *giggles*
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7/1/10 10:28 pm (UTC)*HUGS*
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7/1/10 05:18 am (UTC)I am so glad I know you. You're my role model when it comes to facing my big 4-0 this year!
OH MY GOD STOP STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!" and the "AAAAAAARGG GOD IT BURNS YOU SAID IT'D FEEL GOOD!?!" and the ever popular, "IT RUNS ON GAS? YOU'RE PUTTING IT *WHERE*??????"
*Buries face in pillow to laugh so I don't wake the kids*
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7/1/10 09:59 pm (UTC)Forty is fabulous my dear! My 40s were wonderful! I was on top of the world and knew everything and was comfortable in my skin--finally.
And then I turned fifty....
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7/1/10 05:34 am (UTC)♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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7/1/10 09:59 pm (UTC)XXOOXX
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7/1/10 05:57 am (UTC)Ah, the pain. My stomach. My cheeks. From laughing. Ahhhhh.
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7/1/10 10:03 pm (UTC)You! You make me happy!!!!
(that little hearts thing I'm too lazy to figure out how to do)
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7/1/10 06:01 am (UTC)They'll do anything for some Mike's Hard Lemonade...
..or so I hear.
I'm a little worried that I can't remember my age. Is it some kind of mental thing?
Nah, it just means age is so inconsequential. Ask 64 year old Helen Mirren who took her top off in a spread recently, ask Diana Ross, Cher and Tina Turner who are taking all of these couples and gay men money for their shows. Act 100 year old Madonna.
Oh well, it just means more time to show the boys how I put THe GRRR into cougar.
Go get 'em
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7/1/10 10:05 pm (UTC)Rwwwwwwwr--you betcha! *does that little clawing at the air thing*
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7/1/10 10:07 pm (UTC)*slaps overly healthy flank* This right here's some prime...stuff, whatever. Ha!!!
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7/1/10 10:09 pm (UTC)Omg, yes--you're absolutely right!!!!!
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7/1/10 01:08 pm (UTC)Rawr. *hugs*
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7/1/10 10:11 pm (UTC)*cracks the whip weakly, bursitis be acting up*
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7/1/10 10:12 pm (UTC)That just means I get the first cookie cause I'm older, heck yeah!!! Mmmmmmmm! Tasty! :)
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7/1/10 10:12 pm (UTC)It's good to keep them guessing! ;)
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7/1/10 10:15 pm (UTC)hide the duct tape and Big Berthatake a nice evening drive. ;)(no subject)
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7/1/10 10:16 pm (UTC)Hmmmm...yeah, we'll have to go a little older, I think! ;)
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7/1/10 07:00 pm (UTC)How in hell do you forget how old you are, Miss Thang?
*twirls you around and around*
Now...let's hear more about young boys, chocolate liqueur, and Turkish prions, mmmh?
Oh and? I'm pm'ing you in a few. Just so you know. :)
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7/1/10 10:17 pm (UTC)I don't know how I forget my age! It drives the Fam crazy! :)
Waiting on PM!
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7/1/10 09:15 pm (UTC)Um, can you write a J2 Turkish Prison AU?
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7/1/10 10:17 pm (UTC)No.
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7/2/10 12:47 am (UTC)Well, this made my day.
I have a hard time remembering how old I am too. I resort to doing the math, then I get confused because I was born in December, so for 11 months of the year, the math is off by one, and it's just nuts.
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7/2/10 05:05 am (UTC)Well, I'm glad that I could make
Sammyyou laugh! And also pleased that I'm not the only one here! ;)(no subject)
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7/2/10 02:04 am (UTC)XD
Dear Roxy,
Please stop trying to kill me with the funny.
Thnx,
Bethmumblemumble
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7/2/10 05:02 am (UTC)also all the evidence would lead back to me....
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7/2/10 04:59 am (UTC)Thank you, my dear--and I *love* that icon!!!!
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