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If I wasn't married to Mr.Roxy and a faithful woman, Queen Latifah would be in trouble!
(Shhh! Don't nobody tell Sharon she's been replaced.)

So-- how's by you all? It's a lovely day here in this corner of God'sPit...the sun is shining, the birds are chirping and-- I don't have no work to day! (imagine sing-songy tone, and me waggling my butt) Yup. I should be feeling on top-o-the world but sadly, no.

I have to work on Sunday. I hear you say, Roxy, why so glum? You've worked Sunday's before, and yes, Targehell is the Devil for making you do that, and yes, everyone does bring their loudest, most hopped-up on sugar kid to the fitting room where due to a rift in the forces that hold the universe together you must slave,so, what's the dillio?

Baby Girl goes off to school on that day,and I can't come, quitting is not an option and one more day off and Targehell will hand me my slip, with a fuck-you and a grin...so.
If you live in Jersey, and you shop at Targehell, don't come into my store. save yourself.

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*Hugs roxy*

*hugs you back, sniffles on your shoulder* Thank you.

Do you recon Lex can get the day off for ya?

Ask him! I need all the help I can get!

Shall I write you a note ;o)

No! I want you to take over Target's parent company and run them into the ground, so I can spit on their husk of a company and dance on their red ink spattered bodies...or is that asking for too much?

I will make the acquisition today Miss Rose.

Thank you, thank you! Don't tell Clark, he might not like it--I shouldn't encourage you either.Mmmm, but thank you!*purrs*

OOoooh!
Oh, poor Ms. Thang...
Make her come by work! Make a scene!
Or, hire someone to clonk you on the head.
OR - hire someone to spill a Slush-ee and you can go down in it.

*hugs you*
*kicks Targhell*

oooo. I like the way your miind works!Yes...Slushee. *g* *hugs you hard!*

Whooot!
*bounce*
I love seein' that icon, don't ask why.

Slush-ee's for all!!!
*congratulations, Baby Girl!!*
*hugs you some more*

Damn! that's just wrong. You should be with your baby girl. Can you try to trade a shift with a co-worker or something? Love your new icons, BTW!

No one's available, and it sucks, I know that they would if possible.

Thank you! TQ made me this lovely icon, cool hunh?

Man ... that sucks. *hugs you*

*Sniffle.* Thank you, and if I go a little nuts on that day or the next, don't pay any attention to me...

Would I know the difference? Hmmm ... btw the latest chapter of Exiled is fugnin' freaky. And last night I was up in the kitchen and freaked myself out. I ran, *ran* to the bedroom.

XP ppfftt!!

oh, yes...*pats Exiled* heh!

What happened in the kitchen?!!??

I was eating some pasta and thought about getting scraped in the mouth by Johns. That's what happened!!! :o(

Haaaaaaa!!! Cool! I grossed someone out! *grins big*
And of course, I'm sorrry for your pain.

Clubs Fluvs you.

Aw. That sucks!
*hugs*
Sorry. :(

The hugs are helping... probably skillfully crafted and erotic manips would help too...* trying to use her pain to gain The Whoo like the shameless hussy she is*

How very Lexian!! (and I think we can all guess that I approve of that kind of thing!!) *eg*

I've got a few ideas, but haven't had the chance to get anywhere near my PhotoShop in a while. Hopefully I'll find a little time this weekend. *g*

Sweeeeet!

That so sucks, Roxy. Evil Targhell bastards. I shall boycott! No shopping at your story, or any store in New Jersey! Free Roxy! Free Roxy!

Thank you! *hands out signs* This little light of mine...