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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2011-05-30 10:50 pm
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Hello My Friends, I Ramble!

So, I have not been posting much. I've been reading stuff here and there--finding very interesting stories outside my usual fare and enjoying them. I'll try to remember to post some recs, soon. I had some started, but when the Magic Brick died, it took the wind out of my sails, so to speak. I've also been writing a shitton of meta and deleting it because I'm not good at stuff like that but still, it's kind of enjoyable to do. I have thoughts about my Shows, y'know, besides 'fuck, them boys're hot.'

I'm kicking around my S&D min-bang entry and my SVBB entry. I've decided to make Clark into a hooker this time out. I killed Ma and Pa Kent, leveled the farm and sent little Clark out into the world. Cross your fingers with me and hope that it makes sense, somewhere along the line.

Killing the parents is a theme with my challenges, seems. I killed John too, and made Bobby Sam and Dean's daddy. Ah? Ah?

I hope ya'll had a good day today. I worked. I bitched, I kvetched, I cursed people under my breath. Fun times. (why do little kids stare at the fitting room attendant? Why do they all hang over the side of the desk and stare at you--s'creepy.) But when I got home, there was fresh corn, smoked chicken and hamburgers waiting for me. Almost made up for the rest of the day.

I miss you guys and I'm sorry that I haven't been entertaining lately. I'll try to make up for that somehow. What would you like from me? Anything you want, except for me coming out to your place and doing windows. Or dusting. I draw the line at some things you know, and housework--it's just not natural.

I have cards for soem folks who need them--and when I get my addresses back from MB, then I can send them. Side note to [livejournal.com profile] rosy5000, did you know that this thing called the "post office" requires tiny pieces of art called "postage" affixed to your mail and will not send said mail without them? Crazy, right? Tchah.

Well, off I go to make Clark entertain gentleman callers in an alley! Ta! Airkiss, airkiss!

[identity profile] rednihilist.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I've decided to make Clark into a hooker this time out. I killed Ma and Pa Kent, leveled the farm and sent little Clark out into the world.

OMG, tell me I get to read this! You know how much I'm gonna squee over this story of yours, right? I mean, that's like all my buttons in two sentences! Hyah!

Well, I'm glad your day was redeemed towards the end. I myself was supposed to go in to work, but happily switched shifts with someone so tomorrow night she can go and watch her kid's first baseball game of the season. So, yeah, I'm feeling pretty good right now, you know. I'm nice *and* I got an unexpected day off today. W00t for me.

I love your recs, so I'll look forward to some in the future. You always get me to read crazy stuff I'd normally steer way clear of. . . and like it! Man, I think your superpower is of the uber-persuasive sort cos I have no idea how you do it! XD

Well, off I go to make Clark entertain gentleman callers in an alley!

And just for that tease, here's one for ya: I'm in the midst of writing Alt-Clark/Alt-Bruce first meeting(/flirting session). Hah!

*LUFFS*

[identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
WHOOHOOO!!!! Hooker Clark! YAY!!!! *g*

Sucks that you had to work today, but at least you went home to food! Usually, we go to my sister's (across the street), but we cooked at my house yesterday and today. :P

Grrr! Evil post office place and all their rulses. :P lol

off I go to make Clark entertain gentleman callers in an alley

Ooo! To be a fly on that alley wall. ;) *G*

*hugs & kisses* ♥

[identity profile] portraitofafool.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
I killed Ma and Pa Kent, leveled the farm and sent little Clark out into the world.

Your phrasing there made me choke on my water. It actually startled a laugh out of me. WIN! :D

I am actually looking forward to reading hooker!Clark. I haven't read much Smallville in years and you're getting me started on this again. *shakes fist* Nah, it's all good. Whores are always on topic with me, especially hot-as-hell ones like Clark Kent.

Ya know, I bet Bobby was a much better father than John was--I don't hate Sir, mind, he was just a shitty parent. Bobby is way better at it now and the boys are grown (even if they do still behave like children at times).

I'm glad you're doing well and pah, you should post some of your meta for the masses to read. But... I do know what you mean. I've written meta a couple of times, flinched and then hit delete on it all. Working up the nerve to Meta is HARD. Heh.

That post office bit up there would make GREAT Castiel dialog, yuh-huh. You should save it... Castiel sending out Christmas cards and he encounters a Problem.

*airkisses back*

[identity profile] silsbee329.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
why do little kids stare at the fitting room attendant? Why do they all hang over the side of the desk and stare at you--s'creepy
Hahaaa. I find little kids creepy, in general, but I know this feeling. They stare at library counter people, too. *shivers*

♥♥♥

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
i laughed all through this post. had cut and was about to paste the same passage as several others did, about killing ma & pa etc., but i won't be redundant. just know that i'd read that in a flash. i'd also read meta from you and am sorry you deleted what you wrote. your thinky thoughts would be of considerable interest to me!

wendy the waitress seems to have given me regular, and lots of it, instead of decaf. holy cats, i'm wired. let's go dancing.
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2011-05-31 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Your SVBB sounds scrumptious (and I've killed off the Kents a time or two myself). Happy writing! :-D
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2011-06-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
*waves*
Hiya, sweetie. I miss you, too! I wish i had more desk-sitting stamina!
*smishes*
*luffs*

[identity profile] bonehed.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hiya!!

I've been MIA too (blech - work!), but very, very excited for the prospect of Hooker!Clark.

I will however come over to do your windows and dusting if you could see your way clear to end the story on a happy-ish note. Not to mess with your muses, but I'm such a sucker (and a duster) for happy endings. And also not to say that I won't hoover the whole thing down either way. (See how I got another cleaning reference in there?? - clever, huh?)

smooch, smooch.....
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have thoughts about my Shows, y'know, besides 'fuck, them boys're hot.'

[personal profile] ender24 2011-06-04 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
well, power to you XD
you have more thoughts on your shows than most of us do!!!