Hello My Friends, I Ramble!

[roxy]

So, I have not been posting much. I've been reading stuff here and there--finding very interesting stories outside my usual fare and enjoying them. I'll try to remember to post some recs, soon. I had some started, but when the Magic Brick died, it took the wind out of my sails, so to speak. I've also been writing a shitton of meta and deleting it because I'm not good at stuff like that but still, it's kind of enjoyable to do. I have thoughts about my Shows, y'know, besides 'fuck, them boys're hot.'

I'm kicking around my S&D min-bang entry and my SVBB entry. I've decided to make Clark into a hooker this time out. I killed Ma and Pa Kent, leveled the farm and sent little Clark out into the world. Cross your fingers with me and hope that it makes sense, somewhere along the line.

Killing the parents is a theme with my challenges, seems. I killed John too, and made Bobby Sam and Dean's daddy. Ah? Ah?

I hope ya'll had a good day today. I worked. I bitched, I kvetched, I cursed people under my breath. Fun times. (why do little kids stare at the fitting room attendant? Why do they all hang over the side of the desk and stare at you--s'creepy.) But when I got home, there was fresh corn, smoked chicken and hamburgers waiting for me. Almost made up for the rest of the day.

I miss you guys and I'm sorry that I haven't been entertaining lately. I'll try to make up for that somehow. What would you like from me? Anything you want, except for me coming out to your place and doing windows. Or dusting. I draw the line at some things you know, and housework--it's just not natural.

I have cards for soem folks who need them--and when I get my addresses back from MB, then I can send them. Side note to rosy5000, did you know that this thing called the "post office" requires tiny pieces of art called "postage" affixed to your mail and will not send said mail without them? Crazy, right? Tchah.

Well, off I go to make Clark entertain gentleman callers in an alley! Ta! Airkiss, airkiss!

Comments

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

I've decided to make Clark into a hooker this time out. I killed Ma and Pa Kent, leveled the farm and sent little Clark out into the world.

OMG, tell me I get to read this! You know how much I'm gonna squee over this story of yours, right? I mean, that's like all my buttons in two sentences! Hyah!

Well, I'm glad your day was redeemed towards the end. I myself was supposed to go in to work, but happily switched shifts with someone so tomorrow night she can go and watch her kid's first baseball game of the season. So, yeah, I'm feeling pretty good right now, you know. I'm nice *and* I got an unexpected day off today. W00t for me.

I love your recs, so I'll look forward to some in the future. You always get me to read crazy stuff I'd normally steer way clear of. . . and like it! Man, I think your superpower is of the uber-persuasive sort cos I have no idea how you do it! XD

Well, off I go to make Clark entertain gentleman callers in an alley!

And just for that tease, here's one for ya: I'm in the midst of writing Alt-Clark/Alt-Bruce first meeting(/flirting session). Hah!

*LUFFS*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And just for that tease, here's one for ya: I'm in the midst of writing Alt-Clark/Alt-Bruce first meeting(/flirting session).

Ooooooo! Bruce and Clark--I'm all a-flutter!

I love writing recs, but I get all involved and go off on tangents, and end up deleting most of it. But in the last weeks, I've read a werewolf J2AU, which I usually avoid like the plague because on the whole, they're just excuses for rape, and shmoopy rape at that which should be punishable by flogging. This one though, was fucking smart like whoa. She really made those werewolves into animals, very alien kind of mindset. Jensen(the alpha) was equal parts attractive and creepy as fuck. It was written by cards_slash. Also, no semi-sorta bestiality so, that was different, too. :)

As for Hooker!Clark, heck yeah you're gonna read it! *GGG*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

WHOOHOOO!!!! Hooker Clark! YAY!!!! *g*

Sucks that you had to work today, but at least you went home to food! Usually, we go to my sister's (across the street), but we cooked at my house yesterday and today. :P

Grrr! Evil post office place and all their rulses. :P lol

off I go to make Clark entertain gentleman callers in an alley

Ooo! To be a fly on that alley wall. ;) *G*

*hugs & kisses* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

This time I'm going to outsmart them and actually *put* a "stamp" on your envelop so expect something...soonish. :)

you know, BB!Qs kinda suck if you have to do all the cooking. *g* WE cooked most of the stuff yesterday and today The BBQ Master, or to be informal, Mr. R, did the meats. We actually had a pretty good time yesterday--it was our min-memorial day, just us, just the way me and BG like it. ;)

[portraitofafool.livejournal.com]

I killed Ma and Pa Kent, leveled the farm and sent little Clark out into the world.

Your phrasing there made me choke on my water. It actually startled a laugh out of me. WIN! :D

I am actually looking forward to reading hooker!Clark. I haven't read much Smallville in years and you're getting me started on this again. *shakes fist* Nah, it's all good. Whores are always on topic with me, especially hot-as-hell ones like Clark Kent.

Ya know, I bet Bobby was a much better father than John was--I don't hate Sir, mind, he was just a shitty parent. Bobby is way better at it now and the boys are grown (even if they do still behave like children at times).

I'm glad you're doing well and pah, you should post some of your meta for the masses to read. But... I do know what you mean. I've written meta a couple of times, flinched and then hit delete on it all. Working up the nerve to Meta is HARD. Heh.

That post office bit up there would make GREAT Castiel dialog, yuh-huh. You should save it... Castiel sending out Christmas cards and he encounters a Problem.

*airkisses back*

[askellington.livejournal.com]

Heeee! I'm too pleased I made you laugh!

This hooker fic keeps getter sadder and sadder in my mind, and I'm already thinking this thing will not have a happy ending--and I'm all about the mostly sort of happy ending!

I do know what you mean. I've written meta a couple of times, flinched and then hit delete on it all. Working up the nerve to Meta is HARD. Heh.

Yes! I compare my ramblings to other folks well-thought out musing and think, "Hmmm, this is just another way to say 'boys hot, show good.'"

That post office bit up there would make GREAT Castiel dialog, yuh-huh. You should save it... Castiel sending out Christmas cards and he encounters a Problem.

I'm...so completely tempted...
Actually, he was in my mind--that 'air quote' thing he did is constantly hilarious to me and we do it way too much to each other, the Fam and I.

[askellington.livejournal.com]

Darn these secret identities!! How does Batman do it?
I forgot to log out of my reading LJ again!
roxy :)

[portraitofafool.livejournal.com]

Batman is a genius at the multitasking, that's how. He makes us mere mortals look like fools.

*hangs head in shame*

[portraitofafool.livejournal.com]

Oh! Sad hooker!Clark... omg... where do I sign up? I like happyish endings myself, but sometimes you just have to twist the thumbscrews and bring on the Tragic if the story demands it. Either way, I am totally on board. Are you done yet? *tugs your sleeve*

...

Whut?

The problem with my meta is my ramblings--thoughtful or otherwise--tend to turn into rants and I'm just going, "Slow your roll there, Crazy Cakes." and have to delete it lest I look like a psycho to the masses.

You should. Christmas Card Angel and the Great Stamp Dilemma of 2011. He'd be so confuzzled and then he'd call Sam and Dean after to tell them of his Trying Day, but, "You should receive holiday wishes in three to five days."

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

why do little kids stare at the fitting room attendant? Why do they all hang over the side of the desk and stare at you--s'creepy
Hahaaa. I find little kids creepy, in general, but I know this feeling. They stare at library counter people, too. *shivers*

♥♥♥

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i laughed all through this post. had cut and was about to paste the same passage as several others did, about killing ma & pa etc., but i won't be redundant. just know that i'd read that in a flash. i'd also read meta from you and am sorry you deleted what you wrote. your thinky thoughts would be of considerable interest to me!

wendy the waitress seems to have given me regular, and lots of it, instead of decaf. holy cats, i'm wired. let's go dancing.

[danceswithgary]

Your SVBB sounds scrumptious (and I've killed off the Kents a time or two myself). Happy writing! :-D

[tabaqui]

*waves*
Hiya, sweetie. I miss you, too! I wish i had more desk-sitting stamina!
*smishes*
*luffs*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssp!!!!!!

It's *you*!!!!

*shmishes*

*happysigh*

Ack!!! No desk-sitting, you!!!!!

[tabaqui]

*smishes back*
I have to get up and totter around, so coming in here for five minutes is a good thing. I just can't sit up and read and read and read like i could.

Soon, i hope!!
:)

Me an' Dean, sick-bed buddies.
*snerk*

[bonehed.livejournal.com]

Hiya!!

I've been MIA too (blech - work!), but very, very excited for the prospect of Hooker!Clark.

I will however come over to do your windows and dusting if you could see your way clear to end the story on a happy-ish note. Not to mess with your muses, but I'm such a sucker (and a duster) for happy endings. And also not to say that I won't hoover the whole thing down either way. (See how I got another cleaning reference in there?? - clever, huh?)

smooch, smooch.....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

For you, I've started thinking how I can end this fic happy-ish! My first inclination was rending of the garments and tears, but maybe not so much now...and not just because my windowsills need a good going over...*koffkoff*

*BIGGRIN*

have thoughts about my Shows, y'know, besides 'fuck, them boys're hot.'

[ender24]

well, power to you XD
you have more thoughts on your shows than most of us do!!!

Re: have thoughts about my Shows, y'know, besides 'fuck, them boys're hot.'

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL! Mind you, most of my shows don't require more thought than that! ;)