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you know...
when I finally snap and kill these people for not rinsing out their bottles and putting them in the recycling, which by the fucking way is *right under the kitchen sink* the whole neighborhood is going to say, "oh, she was so quiet...we knew it was only going to be a matter of time before that bitch flipped her wig and whacked somebody..."
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No, what happened?
Well, I always knew something was up with that woman, you know, even before this, but evidently they found her sitting on the front lawn with her laptop while the house burned down.
Jesus! Do they know why?
Not for sure, but the neighbors say she was typing something over and over.
What?
It rinses out the bottles or it gets motherfucking arsoned.
Oh, honey, I feel your pain! Maybe do some grumbling under your breath, or, if you're brave and it really is a sticking point, go ahead and kindly rip some ass over proper recycling procedure?
*pat pat*
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Maybe I'll just make them read this entry!
*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS* You! Thank you! ♥
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Only if they've never actually met you :P
Although not rinsing bottles is a perfectly legit reason for whacking someone. That shit sits in the bin for upwards of two weeks sometimes and it attracts bugs. I got your back, baby.
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So, I can count on you for an alibi, then?
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THEY DO THAT TOO!!!!
Why, why oh Lord???
I can't imagine why everyone is stalling on the "quiet" bit. *be all puzzled*
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It is made by the amazingly talented
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best icon EVER!!!!!!
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Jack's a genius!
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We don't have to recycle here but it's enough of a fight just to get dirty dishes taken to the kitchen. I'd hate to think what I'd have to fight with over recycling. :P
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I am like a church mouse, reeeeeeeaally!
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OMFG. I am so with you. I shall be in the cell next to you, and my rap sheet will say 'killed entire family for not turning off the kitchen light and using fifteen glasses a day'.
*high five*
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I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one who gets pissed about stuff like this!! These guys think I'm some kind of OCD case but really, girl, how is it so hard to yeah, turn off a light, or put a dirty dish in the friggin' *empty* dishwasher????
We'll rule the yard, you and me...and I promise not to trade you for smokes...*GGG*
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Now come up with snappy names--you know we have to have cool, fear-inspiring names.
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*flails*
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*and holy god, inorite? you walk from the living room to the bedroom *through* the kitchen. take your dirty dishes with you!! omg!!*
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Hell, yeah, they'll fear us!
"Bitch, don't make me get that wooden spoon!"
"You wanna time-out, hanh? HANH? Push me, see what you get. I *thought* so."
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I will *turn this cell around*, if i get any more attitude, missy.
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HAAAAAAAAAHAHAA!!!!
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:)
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;D
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*GGG*