how the roses are

[roxy]

BG had surgery today, she had all her wisdom teeth removed, poor littul binky. She was all nervous and upset. Right before we left for the dentist's office, the Niece sent her a text message of support. It read, "Tell your teeth I said goodbye."

It was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaally hard not to fall out laughing. I told BG it was a coughing fit. :)

I gave her hugs and pats and atta girls of support, and told her I envied her because I love being knocked out--at the times they put me out(ass-spelunking one time, and that catheter thing they do checking for blockages that I can't be bothered to look up the other time) I wasn't really sleeping so I kind of enjoyed the forced rest. So, as per my job as Mother, I was all smiles until the nurse came for her and then I immediately watered up like some sit-com mom...very embarrassing. I made myself feel better by some gentle mocking after the surgery. I assured her she didn't look like a hamster, but she didn't buy the lie. Then I kept making her talk with her poor mouth crammed with gauze. That wasn't purposely, I'm just an idiot like that.

And of course, because we are Roses and the world conspires against us, when we picked up her prescription, the handsome pharmacist she has a crush on was there. He took a look at her and said, "eeew!" but it was a sympathetic ew. Tinged with horror, but sympathetic. She's got good taste, that guy is hot to death. Very handsome, older guy.

So, anyhoo, right now she's passed out on the couch and her furry little child is crying because he can't sit with her, and I think I'm getting a cold and I should be getting Lex to fuck Clark and have I ever mentioned I'm a *terrible* nurse? I am, it's sad. At least, for the ones I'm 'nursing' it is. Basically, it consists of me hollering up the stairs, "You okay?" and as long as I get some kind of response, I figure we're good--alive, right? Half the battle right there....

Yer Mother loves you!

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[myownghost.livejournal.com]

both my boys had that extraction done, and there was bloody dribbling and lots of pain. hope BG weathers this with very little pain and mess.

is lex resisting the idea of fucking clark? wtf? get with the program, lex!

we love you too. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

She's handling all right so far but at the first sight of blood...oy! We're in trouble! :)

Girl! You should see this pharmacist, omg! He's Indian, I think and goodness, handsome like a movie star handsome. I'm kind of surprised that BG thinks he's so good looking, he's definitely old than her, kind of edging into distinguished...would it be wrong to switch to her pharmacy and talk her up like crazy? *BIGGRIN*

Lex is being all stubborn and pouty and 'you don't know my pain.' I'm about to kick his butt....

♥ ♥ ♥

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

no, not wrong! play match-maker, why not? handsome pharmacists, woo! :)

aw, lex, geez. we know your pain. now jump his bones!

<3 <3 <3

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Thankfully I haven't had my wisdom teeth removed yet (must be why I'm so smart *g*). A few of my other brothers and sisters have though, and of course, I teased them and their chipmunk cheeks mercilessly. hee!

Our Walmart pharmacy has a good looking pharmacist. Most of the other pharmacies we deal with have women. :P

Oh Lex. Don't you know resistance is futile. You need to have Clark's clothes just like... mysteriously disappear. Then, Lex's clothes go poof too. And all of a sudden there's a nice big bed / table / desk / very wide log (hey, I'm open to whatever's available!). ;)

Anywho... back to work. Loves back at ya. *smooches*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh Lex. Don't you know resistance is futile. You need to have Clark's clothes just like... mysteriously disappear. Then, Lex's clothes go poof too. And all of a sudden there's a nice big bed / table / desk / very wide log (hey, I'm open to whatever's available!).

Okay, and when this happens in the middle of an otherwise kind of angsty story, I'm totally blaming you--or giving you credit, depends on how it works out! *BG*

[tabaqui]

Awwwwww!
I never had any issues when i got mine out - i hope she wakes up feeling fine!

And, you know, yeah, if they're still breathing you're doing good. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And, you know, yeah, if they're still breathing you're doing good

Right? I'm like Mother Theresa and shit. :)

[tabaqui]

NOW i'm picturing you in a nun's habit.
Might as well just call it a day.

:)

[megamom2.livejournal.com]

My son insisted we stop at Blockbuster on the way home from his oral surgeon. He picked out 3 movies and watched two of them before falling asleep. The next day he didn't remember anything after the countdown for the anesthetic.