roxy | December Meme: chellexxx asked

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December Meme: chellexxx asked

Multiple answers today because I was a bad roxy. :)

December 11 - What do you do for your loved ones, just 'cause they ask?

I thought about this one and wrote a whole lot of words and edited and edited and what it all boiled down to was this: anything. If it's something that can be done, I'd do it. Because I love them and because they'd do the same for me without a thought.

macaronielbow asked: December 12 - When did you first read smut and what was it?

Oh gaaaaaaaawwwd—so embarrassed! I was 13, and read The Story of O, and had no real idea what I was reading besides that it was naughty. It was incredibly naughty to wee me, and possibly damaging as well, lol! I've never reread it , barely remember it, and would probably yawn through it these days but there you have it. Wee roxy was a *nosy* little thing, and nothing was safe from my prying eyes hahaaa!!

firesign10 asks: Dec. 13 - What superstitions, if any, do you subscribe to or follow?

I can't say I have any serious superstitions. I feel nervous about walking under a ladder but I do it anyway, same thing with opening an umbrella in the house. Most superstitions make me laugh because they seem so farfetched but there's a teeny little corner of my mind that says, "yeah, but...what if…?"

says roxy while tossing a pinch of salt over her shoulder....

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My first smut was Sidney Sheldon, when I was around 11. Of course, I was also reading Helter Skelter at the time, so it was a toss up which book was more inappropriate for my age.

Hokey SMOKES!!! Helter Skelter at 11? You were a precocious child, lol!!!

I really was. I pretty much taught myself to read when I was 3 or 4, and I just kept going. My dad told me once that he had to read Peyton Place under the covers, with a flashlight, so his mother wouldn't see. I was lucky, my parents never really restricted my reading, although I imagine they wouldn't have been too happy if I'd been reading actual porn or something.

Same here. I started reading at an early age too, and my parents didn't really restrict what I read either...but they would have flipped their wigs if they knew I found the naughty book--hah! ;)

Heeeeee! Oh, man. I think the first 'smut' i read was 'Flowers in the Attic' - not very smutty! And also 'Princess Daisy' - my fist f/f scene!! (I was disappointed there was no m/m scene.)

And Gor. My brother had Gor books. BWA.

Um - i was 12/13/14.

LOL!!! My beloved brought Gor books to the marriage. We both read them until one day we were like, "Wow, this is purest shit--what the heck are we reading?"

I was always disappointed there were no M/M scenes in stuff, even though it was *clearly* there! Like Captain Kirk and Spock, for crying out loud! And Salem's Lot...*koff* Don't ask....

*dies laughing*

Oh, man. Gor. So incredibly stupid.

I have read *so much* horrible, angst, 'dies in the end' novels *just* so i could get some passing smidge of m/m...*anything*.

The fucking internet saved me! So much slash, everywhere. Whooooooo!!

I have read *so much* horrible, angst, 'dies in the end' novels *just* so i could get some passing smidge of m/m...*anything*.

Right? omg, so much depressing stuff it was barely worth it, for crying out loud.

The fucking internet saved me! So much slash, everywhere. Whooooooo!!

And for *free*!! And better written than most pro stuff! *sighs happily*

Yup. Plus, you know - all these links people have, to pictures and .gifs and porn! Oh my. :)

Truly, the interwebz are for porn.
*twirls you*

*dips you* God bless the internets.

*does snazzy tap move, finishes off with jazz hands*

Well now probably Harold Robbins if he qualifies! I loved all his novels & I still like Memories of Another Day although its been years since I read it. If he doesn't count maybe Lady Chatterleys Lover or Letters to Penthouse. My first visual smut was a book of yes holy smokes ! My parents A History of Erotic Art . Actually there were some really nice prints in there of Japenese Woodcuts and a few of the pics were very funny!

Letters to Penthouse! LOL! Those were kind of wild back then--I thought they were terribly, terribly naughty. Little did I know what was lurking in the future. *GGG*

You know...I think I totally blocked that I found naughty books in my parents' house. Because that would mean that they read them and that would mean that I'd have to bleach my brain....

roxy, happily living on the banks the Nile....

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