Oy!

[roxy]

Because I haven't posted anything of substance yet--I'm trying, I really am!--I decided to post this which was from last year's December meme! I never got around to dropping it here, because I'm a procrastinator like that. ;D

so, this was in answer to a question tabaqui asked: Wax poetic about the many, many ways that fandom has stretched our kink vocabulary. And tastes.
*cough*

my answer: Ah, fanfic! Ah, kink memes! You've opened my eyes in a frightening way! Back in the day, I drew the line at RPF, at underage, at watersports, rimming was scary—there were so many, many things I swore I'd avoid at all cost, speaks the person who has written a ton of underage S/D. I haunt AO3 for new J2, I giggle at watersports fic. Rimming? Old hat, my dear, old hat! (though for gods sake, there needs to be more showers involved in rimming fic. also, no m/m fucking and finishing things off with a blowjob. that kind of breaks the willing suspension of disbelief thing i have going on).

Poetic you want? Oh Ponyboy, how you stole my wizened little heart! How you turned my disgust into intrigue, my sharp, startled inhale of repulsed fascination into short, thin breaths of exhilaration…ya'll know I have a thing for this particular fetish. It confuses and entertains me, fascinates and horrifies me at once.

Fanfic has ruined me. I find I have to often take a moment and weigh the situation…Reality, porn…reality…porn….

So there you have it, last year's answer to that question. Nothing has changed overmuch. I've read a few bestiality fics because I have clickitis ("shooo, cain't nothin' freak me ou--YIKES!!") and I have this thing about somehow never reading all the tags. This happened recently, started a story and boy, was I ever confused. I just didn't get what the fic was about. I was reading and thinking, "Well, if he keeps doing that, seems to me he's in danger of OH MY GOD. Well...I...well...hunh. How did I really not get that this story was headed there?"

I wish like crazy I could remember the story or the writer or anything about it so I could share with you but there's just a slightly traumatized blank space in my head. I have the feeling none of ya'll would have been quite as clueless as me going in. How in the hell can you miss bestiality, for god's sake? It wasn't even the first one I've ever read, for cryin'outloud--there was a very sympathetic wolf/Jensen story at the kink meme a few years ago that I liked very much, so it's not like I have no experience...just. tsk.

Still, it was entertaining--I mean, I cracked myself up. I had to laugh at my own horror, it was just so...kinda roxy, I guess. :D :D :D

and that's my over-share for this week. ♥

Comments

[tabaqui]

Wheeeeeeeeeee!
How awesome, I got my answer!
(And, just so you don't feel too bad or anything, I don't remember asking, so....) :)

Oh, man. So many things i avoided long ago, and then thought 'well, but, this is an author i trust' and then thought 'well, that wasn't so bad! In fact, that was kinda hot....'

And now? Now i just wade right in. Fuck tags! Screw warnings!! I am a reading machine.
*twirls you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And now? Now i just wade right in. Fuck tags! Screw warnings!!

LOL!!! I'm still, "Weeeeelll...should I or shouldn't I? Ach, it can't hurt...Oh. My. God. Meeep."

I operate solely on CPT. ;D

[tabaqui]

Heee!
I *do* find the occasional 'wth?' fic/kink, but generally i can, you know...soothe the trauma with some good, old-fashioned bondage. :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Bondage! *G*

I love the tying up, the shibari thing. Why does no one write more fic about that, and how pretty Sam would look all tied up, with maybe a little suspension? ah? Ah?

[tabaqui]

INORITE?? And why are most of the images online *women*?? Not that i mind women, or tied-up women, but i want GUYS.

Tied up guys. Lots and lots of pretty knots and loops and things.

Damnit.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Pics!

[tabaqui]

OOoooooooooooooooooh.
You are the best.
:)

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

[tabaqui]

Yessssssssssssssssssss.
:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

PUPPY!!! I miss him! :)

And niiiiiiice, all of them!

That first one, totally young Sam. ;D

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

OMFG

thank you, thank you, thank you.

asdfhaskl;djfhas;dn

:D i really needed that. those. them.

yes.

[luvmax1.livejournal.com]

What I learned from fandom and its many kinks is that I am not nearly as kinky as I thought. Anything I thought I'd like to read was there, as was a whole hell of a lot I'd never even think of in a million years. (Boypussy and Bugcock, to name two. Seriously, what's up with that?)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

BUGCOCK!! The mind reels and in a super not pleasant way!! And still, something I'd have to click on because I'm TOO DAMN NOSY!!!

[luvmax1.livejournal.com]

When I see things like that, I have to click on it too. Just to see what its like. There are pleasant surprises, and then there are the not so pleasant. It's like being a voyeur at a terrible car crash.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's like being a voyeur at a terrible car crash.

Omg, it totally is!!

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

My horizons have been widened - nay, blasted apart! - by fic :-D I read things that practically frightened me in the beginning. Or else turned me on so fast that I couldn't fucking breathe ;-) Even if it's been things i never grew to like, I've looked at a lot of them,. And yeah, I sure did find a LOT I liked. RAWR!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's been instructive, like, I learned that it's okay to want what you want, as long as you ain't hurt nobody that didn't ask to be hurt. And *koff* to speak up about what you want...*GGG*

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

Lately I've seen lots of a/b/o fiction, and I've tried it but don't respond much. Now, when Clark ended up in the family way, it was always a tiny bit plausible because he's an alien, and it was played for humor (assbabies!), but the a/b/o thing, I don't know... It can be done well or poorly, I'm sure. I'll just stick with h/c for my Bucky fics and be happy about it. (There's a lot of fairly extreme kink writing to do with the Winter Soldier and the team of handlers doing what you probably assume they'd do. I have a hard time getting into that, because I feel like a mama bear about Bucky/the Soldier!)

"Boypussy," btw, grosses me the hell out.

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

It is only because I was just replying to you about boypussy and the Hydra Trash Party materials that this article instantly made me think of you. Nothing to do with Good 'n' Plenty and cucumbers, honest to goodness.

weird science

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

omg--I was doing the "I'm horrified but laughing" thing again.

Strange...Good'nPlentys and cucumbers are my favorite desert....


I knew this thing about dolphins, that they're kind of sexual jerks, but I can't remember why. God, let's not discuss this--next thing you know we'll be reading RPF fics in which the characters are raping dolphins. Or, y'know, trying *not* to read them. In fact, let's throw this in the pit with those horrific boypussy stories--gaghh!!

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

Haha! Yes, into the pit! (Glad I'm not alone in finding the b.p. stories icky. *g*)