Ramblin' rose

[roxy]

The ending of my BB has turned into straight porn, hundreds upon hundreds of words of porn. So far, I'm okay with it. Kind of surprised, but hey, what the heck. I'm going with the flow. and now I'm wanting to ladle in some more porn elsewhere. It always takes me a bit but once I get going...porn is good. Also, thanks so much to big_heart_june for the lovely inspiration she provides daily. :D

I'm so yakky today--I was a terror at work, all friendly and affirming to the folks cluttering up my fitting room. "Yass, darling--buy that bathing suit. Show those tattas while they're still showable--what are you, fifty? You've got a good ten years to flash the goods, get on that."

See? Affirming. I also very politely put a stop to a shoplifter, snagged their swag and saved the store, well, not much, about fifty bucks--but still! I WAS BATMAN.
Remind me to tell you some shoplifter stories some day. They're pretty damn amusing.

Okay, back to shoving Sam's dick in Dean's ass. ( I just lost a ton of potential readers, didn't I?)

Comments

[meus_venator]

I wanna hear the shoplifting stories!!!!!

And congrats, there is never enough porn in the world.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

One time, this little chick showed me the pants she wanted to take back--I always take the stuff and bring it back for them. This girl...LOL!! She'd stuffed a sweat upside down into the legs of the pants--the sweater arms were down the legs, nice and neat. I smiled at her and said, "So, that's two items then?" She was all oh, my how did that get in there??? Smile and wave, bitch, smile and wave.

I'll do a post one day, it's too funny sometimes!